Lucy and I were talking, I realized when she was 20, I was 6. And I'm getting called all kinds of bitch for that. She's just mad I'm less wrinkly, and cooked her an awesome steak. They didn't know about seasoning in the Stone Age. I guess Dinosaur was kinda tough.
Quitting while I'm ahead, she'll probably kill me in my sleep.
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Tallulah Bankhead
About Me
- Rainwolf
- I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there. Cast of characters. Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances. The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
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Links
- A Circle has too much symmetry
- A Perfect Anomaly
- Adrenaline's Shadow
- Attack of the Redneck Mommy
- Bammy Does Think
- Bartender! Another Round
- Boobies and Beer
- Bossy
- Bumbershoot Casserole
- Certifiable Princess
- Domestic Bliss
- Excavating, Engineers and Witches
- Gaymo
- Hollywood Farmgirl
- Joy Unexpected
- Kitty Litter
- Lelo
- Lobal Warming
- Ms A's Musings
- My Inner Kimbert
- My So-Called Blog
- Nicole Nelson
- Pants Optional
- Prunella Peabody
- Sigh
- Southern Circle of Hell
- The Recovering Straight Girl
- Vanity Run Amok
- We Are Not Amused
- Weese
- Welcome to my life
- Yellowdog Granny
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