Happy New Year

Since I have things to do in preparation of partying my ass off later...
I hope 2008 brings more good than bad for all of us. May we all be happy, healthy, and prosperous and may there be many more smiles than tears.
See ya'll next year.

I'm starting a little early

Out with the Old and all that right? I already wheeled Lucy out to the street. She'll get picked up sooner or later.
Ok, I'm lying, I'm saving her till after the new year since she's our designated driver. We'll be hanging out with The Ladies tomorrow night, picking them up and then staying at Ms. Fan's house.
We threw darts with all the ladies this evening, The Widow was out too, I'm tired of her having The Boytoy, he puts a crimp in our fun.
All home safe and sound, will be out drunk and stupid tomorrow, but at least we'll all be together and have sober supervision. I'll try to remember to drag the camera along.
Ya'll have a good one.

80'S Night

The Princess and I were all about the 80's on the jukebox tonight. Lucy is about to see Eddie Murphy:Raw for the first time. hehehe.
I got my ass kicked multiple times by all the ladies, and all the gents, but the music made it ok.
I'm gonna go laugh, nite kids.

ETA: Lucy couldn't be bothered to stop playing her game, so I'm laughing by myself. Yes, I'm giving her a hard time, I'm gonna go kick her cane out from under her now.......nevermind, she left it somewhere.

Poor Lucy

We came home too early, at 9:05 she asked me what time it was, thinking it was midnight. Obviously nothing fun has happened since then.
For want of something better, you get an awful picture of me. This was sometime in the summer and Mom requested it because we're both nappy headed in it. Enjoy.

Out at 5:30, home by 7:30

It's a record. I worked part of the day, picked Lucy up to go to The Dive to meet The Ladies and The Dirty Old Man. All is well, until we get there and find out a band is playing tonight. They could advertise this shit. Anyway, I was ready to kill The Dirty Old Man because we had limited playing time and he was suddenly an authority on everything and more longwinded than usual. We were there mostly because Ms. Fan got darts for xmess and wanted to try them out. We managed to get a game in, even though the guys were starting to show up and setup behind us. It's these guys in case you're interested. A trio from that band has played at The Dive for years, since they got semi-famous, it's a fucking madhouse in there. The trio usually plays old rock, they're good, great guys, but it's balls to the wall in there these days, so I had to get Lucy and myself out before it got crazy. Hence home early. We're now sitting around on our respective computers, big times here. I'll let you know if it gets more exciting.

I meant to do this earlier

The box

Housecleaning

Giddyup

I got this

kinda sorta, mine's smaller and pinker with 2 blades. I'll take a picture of it and the pink zippo I'm too lazy to look for. Mom rocks.

Surrounded by Dykes

This guy I haven't seen in forever, but spent part of my evening with...
"I've got neighbors, with similar haircuts to yours, and they all drive Jeeps."
OMG, you're surrounded, what do you do?
"I don't do anything, do you know them?"
Nope, we don't talk when we're gettting our hair cut or buying our Jeeps, sorry.

The rest of the evening was equally hilarious, you should buy the cd.

...Aaaand we're back.....

The Spawn fucking LOVED the vacuum cleaner, I'm a wonderful Aunt, and he's probably a future Queen, but whatever.
I got clothes and I'm happy about it so I'm obviously old. New jeans? Shirts? Hell yeah.
Irony upon Irony.... Dad made a toychest for me to give to The Spawn because I asked him to. Spawn is the son of my half-sister from Mom's 2nd marriage. Dad tried to just "give" me the chest, no, I paid him a portion of what it's worth. Obviously my father loves me also.
I then had to borrow his truck to transport it to Mom's house because it's fucking huge and won't fit in the Jeep. Bad planning on my part, but I didn't realize it was a mammoth toybox.
For the first time in 19 years, I didn't go to the cemetery, I feel guilty, but not.
She knows I love her, and miss her, but I think we're good now.

Sunday again

I slept in, decided I'd go to work. Well, that didn't happen, but I thought about it. I did go to the grocery store because we needed a couple of things and I needed a money card for Baby Sis's gift, and batteries for Spawn's gift since I kinda borrowed his. Don't judge me, I was home alone and it's been awhile.
I watched Dreamgirls, I liked it, then went out and saw everyone at Friday's. The bartenders got me a bottle of tequila (I was surprised since I haven't been much of a regular lately, but anyway.)
The Widow, Dirty Old Man and I headed to The Dive for some darts, we had a great time.
I'm now watching the last installment of The Stand on Scifi, one of the better adaptations of a King book in my opinion. I'm gonna drink, chill and head out for Parental territory tomorrow.
Ya'll have a good one, behave while I'm gone, and I'll see you Wednesday.

It was a good day

Lucy crawled in bed with me this morning with her cold ass because she forgot her phone charger. We woke up Annie and The Princess and hounded them into going to breakfast with us. The Princess brought along Brian Keith, I'm not sure how that happened, but we had fun. I then drove the bus way outta my comfort zone so Annie could pick up ham for her family at that Honeybaked place and we came home where Lucy left, Annie went to the gym and I ironed. Exciting times around here, let me tell you.
I went out later to meet The Princess and BK, where I kicked ass, then we picked up Chinese food and all headed home (separate homes thank you).
I'm home alone, The Handsome Devil and I don't know how to act.
I haven't been home ALONE in months, I kinda like it, except I don't know what to do with myself. I could put in the Dead Like Me dvd's Lucy bought me, or Six Feet Under since I now own all those too......or I could just smoke in the house (ok, I'm doing that) or just sleep on the couch. Decisions, decisions.
It's late, I should probably just sleep. We'll save the party for later. Night kids.

Tag, I'm it

AH! I been tagged!

1)Link to the person that tagged you. That will be ralphd00d and post the rules on your blog.These are the rules.
2) Share Christmas facts about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
4) Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.Here goes:

1. Wrapping or gift bags? Mostly bags, Spawns gifts are too big to be bagged dammit.
2. Real or artificial tree? I have no tree. Artificial at the parentals.
3. When do you put up the tree? Never
4. When do you take the tree down? See above
5. Do you like eggnog? Nope
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Guitar.
7. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope
8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Don't remember.
9. Mail or email Christmas cards? I don’t do either.
10. Favorite Christmas movie? It's a Wonderful Life (shutup I like Jimmy Stewart)
11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Lucy does it for me, so mid November.
12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Mom's cornbread dressing.
13. Clear lights or colored? LIghts? I don't need no stinkin lights
14. Favorite Christmas song? “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”...that's my ringtone at the moment
15. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Must visit the parents.
16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? Yes, can't you remember?
17. Angel or star on the top of your tree? No tree.
18. Open your presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning? Used to be Eve, now whenever we get there. Looks like Christmas morning this year.
19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Traffic.
20. What do you leave for Santa? He can have anything in the fridge, I don't care.
21. Least favorite holiday song? Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer, they wear that shit out around here.
22. Do you decorate your tree with any specific theme or color? Tree?
23. Favorite ornament? Hello? NO TREE.
24. Family tradition? Lots of bitching.
25. Ever been to Midnight Mass or late-night Christmas Eve services? Nope.

I'll not inflict this on anyone else intentionally, but if you want to play......

It's nothing

Picture will be coming, but I saw it, it's nothing. I was holding a bottle of I don't remember what and smiling drunkenly, it was a good pic of me, I was impressed.
I was afraid there were shots of me spanking The Dirty Old Man or humping him while he was bent over looking for that dart. Whew. Uhhh, nevermind, I never act like that.
I spent the evening with my crew, gang, posse, whateverthehell you want to call them. We had a great time, I won, and won, and won and won. I'm all good now.
The Handsome Devil is mad at me because I've been taking pictures of us, he's tired of posing.
Lucy is home and missing me so we're all good. Night kids.

Why does this scare me?

E-mail from our hostess for the party last Saturday...

I have some pictures of the party to show you. The best of
the best is one of you. Everyone and I mean everyone wants a copy.

Drama, drama, drama

So last night at The Dive... A semi-friend had to rush over to me and The Princess to tell us she just found out the guy she's been fucking seeing for a year is married. Ok, and you didn't have a clue? Anyway, she had to go to a meeting for work so that was all done, or so I thought.
The Princess got in a long distance fight with his cousin in a text message that degenerated into a yelling, screaming phone conversation in the parking lot complete with being hung up on. He got so pissed he just left. I have his darts and coat and I assume the bar still has his tab.
I think everyone in town decided The Dive was the place to be last night too, it was packed. The Asshole Brigade barged in and pretty much took over the 2nd dartboard from some strangers and I watched them repeatedly and blatantly cheat their way through 2 games becaues their opponents either weren't paying attention, or couldn't see since there were people all over the place.
I threw badly yet again, Annie and everyone else beat the shit out of me, including semi-friend who came back after her meeting and had apparently had a few shots somewhere along the way. I got the pleasure of the drunk crying on my shoulder for about half an hour because Annie abandoned me for Walhell. Hopefully tonight will be a bit quieter because it seems everybody and their brother is on a mission to piss me off today and I'm trying really hard not to let them succeed but I'm starting to lose.

Lucy went home

I was late to work this morning so I could get in a little extra snuggle time with Lucy. I then packed all her shit in the van (bus) and sent her on her way. I was sad.
I came home tonight to no wheelchair in front of the table, no "Hi! and how was your day?"
I can't drape my arms over her shoulders and help her find that elusive thing in her game that's driving her crazy.......damn.

It could be worse, she's sitting at home, alone, with a water leak. She's got boarded dogs, boarded husband, nosy Mother In Law, and a short temper at the moment. I think she wins on "Who's more miserable."
Taking my ass to bed, where I'll freeze dammit.

I don't know what to say

After having nothing to say for so long, I'm speechless with the amount of shit I have to share. It pretty much all happened today, so maybe I'm just overloaded.
I may be back later with more, but for now I'll leave you with the best thing ever overheard in a ladie's room,
"That's as useless as bringing a quail to a cockfight."

What a surprise (not)

Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You can't really get into the Christmas spirit... But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Yeah, I suck

We didn't make it to Dad's, which was fine with him. Yes I called to make sure before I bailed completely. It was a pretty shitty day at work, and I'm bummed about Lucy leaving, but don't tell her.
I think I'll go help her finish her game. Night kids.

A lot and a little

Annie and I threw a few darts after work yesterday, she kicked my ass. I grilled steaks to go with the potatoes and salad Lucy fixed so dinner was good. Lucy and I then sorted and bagged my gifts for the family so I'm set except for wrapping The Spawn's vacuum cleaner. (He likes to play with the vacuum, I don't know why, so we got him a toy one.)
I don't know what the hell I've done but both shoulders and my bum knee are killing me today, waiting for the alleve to kick in.
Dad and Stepmom are having X-mess early at their house due to Step-nephew and family's schedule so Lucy and I are going over there tonight. Should be good, except for the hour drive each way, but oh well.
Lucy is going back home tomorrow and probably won't be back here till after X-mess. It's gonna be awfully quiet around the Wolf house. Anyway, I need to get some work done. Later kids.