An Excerpt From The Dog's Diary

Day 14 (Thursday) I was cuddling with my human this morning when that thing started making noise. She talked into her hand for a while and then left. Loud one stayed with me, she let me have a bite of her sandwich, warming up to her. 1st human came back and they both left, I dozed on the couch until they came back. 1st human was wobbly and loud one was louder than usual, she kept telling 1st human “No” and “Sit”. I didn’t know they talked to each other like that. Finally bedtime, wobbly one is snoring already.