"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
Tallulah Bankhead
Friday, August 29, 2008
Lucy is Mad
We haven't talked yet, but she's not happy with me. The Princess and I decided I should buy some wifebeater makeup for the other eye just so I'll match.
I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there.
Cast of characters.
Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances.
The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
2 comments:
=) love the piercing!
Thank you, so do I.
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