"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
Tallulah Bankhead
Monday, February 05, 2007
Annie's got her groove on
I must mention this, as much as it pains me. Annie has kicked my ass throwing darts the last couple of days. She's ecstatic. I'm happy for her, even though it's at my expense. I taught her to play and we both enjoy it so... Tomorrow is another day.
I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there.
Cast of characters.
Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances.
The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
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