I've noticed lately that I buy new drawers, and they suddenly disappear. Not all of them mind you, just a couple. I'm pretty sure choochoobear is not stealing my H*nes to sell on ebay so...either the girls are hawking them, or The Handsome Devil is crossdressing while we're at work. Of course, I have the same problem with socks, but I always find one of them somewhere.
Things that make you go hmmmm.
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I paid good money for those Haines and you can't have them back!
Dammit! I knew it. How about a dog or 3 in exchange?
I think there may be MORE to this story.
I have no doubt that the monster responsible for stealing your undies is the same one who took one of my bras. So if you see an evil creature in a light blue/dark blue horizontally striped sports bra wearing your undies, you'll be able to give his info to a police sketch artist. Maybe then we can have him put away.
Sorry, you can keep the dog. I've become a cat person. As for Syd's comment...shhhhhh! I'll never tell
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