I'm busy as shit today, but I just have to share this one.
Idiot: I need a new keyboard
Me: Ok, what's up?
Idiot: My $ doesn't work, all I get are 4's.
Me: Are you holding "shift" when you hit the 4 key?
Idiot: Nevermind.
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Tallulah Bankhead
About Me
- Rainwolf
- I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there. Cast of characters. Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances. The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
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- Liz is 75???
- Out of sorts
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- Etheridge won an Oscar
- Party
- Women...
- Chocolate attack
- Hello Pot, Kettle here
- A Thursday
- Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...
- Uh Oh
- Bracelets
- Panty Raids
- Now, I'll bitch
- Nevermind
- Completely worthless
- Some Like It Hot
- Gift
- Not a bad day
- Happy V.D.
- Sushi anyone?
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- Babysitting
- A Lucy Story
- Good day
- A Favor
- Huh?
- Annie's got her groove on
- More work shit
- Entitlement issues
- Ye of little faith
- I hate Lucy's job
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- A must have
- No, He did not
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5 comments:
Seems you still work for the mentally challenged who don't know it yet! I've had a few of those, "Are you serious or are you just trying to lighten up my day with a good laugh" moments recently too!
hahahaha.... the next sound is the cocking of a gun...
This is the reason I don't own a gun, I'm not sure who I'd use it on first.
this is the reason i am a hermit
too funny. sounds like my boss.
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