HI
I wanted to let you know I started a bush fire last night. I was sittin on toilet smoking and didn’t have anywhere to dump ashes. You know me, where there’s a will there’s a way. I scooted back and dumped ashes between my legs into toilet. Well it’s hard enough to see over the girls and then add the stomach. I sat there a minute trying to figure out where the smell of burning hair was coming from. OHHH shit ….I started beating my bush. Well I got mirror out and looked and I had singed hair so I took scissors and trimmed off the burn so I have a bare spot about the sizes of a quarter. Luckily I didn’t burn my bush skin.
Talk to you later
Lucy
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT REPEAT
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Tallulah Bankhead
About Me
- Rainwolf
- I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there. Cast of characters. Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances. The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
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5 comments:
You are in soooo much trouble. I thought I would share my Lucy mooment with you ONLY YOU DEAR. Thought you might need a laugh with what has been going on with work and parents. You are so lucky I still love you. You now owe me a GREAT BIG Anniversary gift
Huh? What? Do I know you?
LOL! You should of then trimmed it to look like a heart or something.
I love the heart shape. Thank you Maeve...It's not to late...lolol
Now you know why my knickname is Lucy. She was my IDOL. Plus you see what I have to put up with Rainwolf. I wasn't going to tell her what I did but, I just wanted to put a smile on her face. With work and her parents, she has had it rough. She is sooo lucky that I love her.
LOL. Yes she is!
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