Another concert

Did I tell ya'll I was going to see BB King? Well I did, and it was great. Annie was under the weather so Lucy and I went without her, poor Annie. An 83 year old man sitting on a folding chair and entertaining for 2 hours was more enjoyable than a whole lot of shows I've seen with a hell of a lot more activity. I hope he makes it back here again.
Other than that, it was another pretty worthless day so I'm at least rested up for hell week at work. I now need to wind down and take my ass to bed. Night kids.

I have been completely worthless

Lucy and I slept late, I showered with thoughts of a haircut and work, got over both.
Played around online and remembered The Dirty Old Man was making red beans and rice for the Alabama football game today. I dragged Lucy to The Dive to eat, and we stayed for awhile.
She's gone to the video store for a copy of The Women (the original) and I'm just waiting for her to get back so we can have couch time with Joan Crawford.
There may be stupidity later, but I dunno, I'm tired from being worthless.

I got a piece of shit on my shoe

I was visiting Sassy and apparently stepped in her troll.
He stopped by to share the hate this afternoon, so now all the shit I find frustrating is going on here. Sorry.
Hopefully I'll be back to my normal non-monitoring self soon.
Night Kids.

I took a Mental Health Day from work

Because those two words didn't go together in my vocabulary yesterday for some reason. I'm not sure what happened, but I had a really bad day. I called Dad last night and he'd been having one of those days too, which didn't help mine at all.
So today, I got up to go to work, looked in the mirror, and took my ass back to bed because I looked like Hell run over by a tractor. After sleeping half the day I got up and started cleaning my bedroom, I figured organizing and de-cluttering would help me get a handle, and it helped. I dunno, I thought I was handling things ok, but apparently not.
My feeling is I'm tired, every weekend has been busy, busy, work is busy, busy, and I try not to think about shit, but it's still there and the whole big sack of shit just hit me upside the head yesterday. I'm now taking my ass to bed because I'm a tired puppy again. Night kids.

It's been a year already?

Babysis has circled the sun yet another time, I don't know how she does it and still manages to take care of a small child.
She only looks 50 (she still hasn't forgiven The Dirty Old Man for thinking she was older than me, 10 or so years ago) when she's a paltry 35.
Happy Birthday Babysis, I hope you never see this, but if you do, I was kidding, you look 40:)

I Came Home After Work

Don't have a heart attack, it happens occasionally. There was hamburger in the freezer that needed cooking, Annie was out of town, I had fun.
I Krogered and got stuff to make tacos, cooked dinner, made myself a Chile Relleno since I found some of those huge peppers Dad gave me that I thought Annie used in the salsa. Then I did laundry, apparently everything I owned was dirty, I haven't been all here lately, apparently I've been washing enough to clothe my ass and gotten over it. Much ironing was done, more will need to be done, but I'll be good in a couple of days.
I'm now taking my tired ass to bed.
Night kids.

I played with a Pro tonight

I went to The Dive after work because I apparently have nothing better to do. I sat and drank beer by myself since Annie was at home working and The Princess got the last season of Will and Grace on DVD.
I went to cash out and she gave me another beer so I sat back down for a bit. The Pro came over and challenged me to a game for a shot.
I haven't seen the guy in forever and he rarely plays, apparently he was in the mood tonight. He really was a Pro, he throws lefty and badly enough to make it a game when he plays with commonfolk, so I do enjoy hanging out with him, he gives me tips too. He gave me the highest compliment of my darting life tonight, after asking why I didn't point, me telling him I had time, he said "You play my game." That made me feel good because he's THAT GOOD and he doesn't get uppity about it.
We had an enjoyable 5 games, he won 3 so everything is right with the world.
Night Kids.

Do not EVER, EVER

get drunk and let Annie wax your eyebrows. I now have an eyebrow piercing with no eyebrow to accompany it.
Lucy was not amused when I told her I'd paint on a Joan Crawford on the left and a Bette Davis on the right.
I think she needs a new sense of humor, I found it quite funny.
You know I'm gonna do it too, poor woman.

I give you Chef Spawn

Lucy and I took off for Armpit yesterday after I finally finished all my chores around here since I've been a bit remiss. We cooked a lot. I also need to get video from Mom of me riding Spawn's new Gator, Babysis on his mustang, and him on his lawnmower. We had a blast.

I Hate My Neighbors, otherwise titled, I just HATE

This morning while I was being late to work I noticed Animal Control next door with the sweet white dog who has escaped yet again.
The neighbors have a history of dogs that disappear, so that's where my hate comes from. They did make an attempt with this one, but still.
I asked if I could put her back in her fence "Not unless you will take responsibility for her."
Ok, can I put her in MY fence where I know she'll stay? "Not unless you take responsibility for her."
I finally asked how much "responsibility" would cost me. (Brain WAS working at some point today.)
$200 fine for having a dog out.
I helped them take her to jail because if I'm gonna pay $200 she's gonna be my bitch. I felt like shit and cried all the way to work.
If they don't bail her out I'll go get her myself, fuckers. I'm sure that'll cause an international incident but it's not her fault her humans are stupid.

I Hate PMS, or Perimenopause, or whatthefuckever you wanna call it

I'm alternating between starving and not having an appetite at all. I'm as likely to laugh as I am to cry.
I hate feeling like "Poor Pitiful Me", but today has been that kind of day.
The Princess finally got to The Dive and we talked, I do love him, he's a good friend. We may fight occasionally, but he's a good guy.
I'm a lucky woman in some respects, I do have good friends, and then I have other friends, I used to be a better judge of people.
The Princess said it's not so much "I used to be" as I got friends and forgave them for a lot of shit I didn't used to put up with. He's probably right.
The people who stay in my life are there because no matter what I support them and they support me. That makes him a keeper, even when I want to rip his nuts off for being an ass.
I'm going to bed to hopefully start my period so I'll be less angsty, I'm too old for that shit.
Night kids.

Things have been stupid lately

I have been lied to, and not very well. I'll process.
I don't like liars, at all.
Mom always told me "If you lie, you will get caught".
True Dat.
I've pretty much stuck with that since she's right. I tell the truth because it's much easier than backtracking.
Some people don't seem to have that gene.
A woman older than me lied to me, it bothers me she felt the need to do that. She's history because hello, if you can't trust your friends?

I'm officially old

I heard this song thanks to the SUV travelling down the street while I was smoking.
After finding out it's R. Kelly, I'm not so surprised, but I did laugh my ass off.
The song is The Zoo. I don't think it'll be on my playlist anytime soon.

Girl, I got you so wet

It's like a rain forest

Like Jurassic Park

Except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby

HAHAHAHAHA

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

I Figured Out How To Get Rid of the Blahs

Go to work on Saturday morning and get totally pissed the fuck off. I can do this for you too for a low fee of $29.95 a month, I can send someone out to fuck up your shit.
I haven't worked a weekend in awhile, but had to check on stuff yesterday, and it was ugly, and made me late getting out of town, and I was not a happy camper.
I had to stop by the part store on my way out, with the understanding that I would be back at work today to fix all the shit I had to steal parts for because Flash has fucked me up beyond belief.
All good now, but if he wasn't a total asshole, I'd be ripping him a new one tomorrow. Ok, he may get taller tomorrow.
Enough about that.
Lucy and I got to Dad's pretty much just in time to leave for the Mini Midget Football game we had to watch because G GDaughter is a cheerleader.
I don't like kids, but it was fun, poor guys, helmets and pads were bigger than they were, no wonder they got trounced.
We got back to Dad's, he had ribs, Lucy made mashed potatoes, I did cornbread, excellent dinner.
Dad and talked quite a bit last night about stuff that needs to be done, and will get done in the next few weeks. Stepmom's stuff came up, and I told him I wanted that ugly ass Squirrel, and why, he laughed and said he didn't know why she liked it either, but there it was. Dad is off to do some work and have a vacation this week.
I'm about to be slammed with work, so we'll see where it all goes.

Guilt

I have a shitload of it. Anybody want some? I'm trying to get rid of some cheap.
Lucy tells me to look for the good, and I am, and I'm finding it, but it still doesn't make the bad go away.
I spent a lot of time with Dad and Stepmom back in the day. I should have spent more after she got sick but shit happened and she was all "I know you're busy, don't worry about us." I slipped further and further into not visiting and not calling.....and I feel like shit about it.
On the good side, Dad and I talk frequently now, he's not afraid to ask me to do stuff, and Lucy and I will be visiting again tomorrow to hang out and take care of bullshit for him.
Stepmom has finally got us where she wanted us all these years, we actually talk to each other. And that damned squirrel is watching.
Night kids.

I looked nice, according to Mom

I met Mom yesterday afternoon at Dr. Oncologist's office because I expected to meet New Guy, he was gone. Instead we saw the real Dr. who said everything looks good, scheduled her new scans to make sure things stay good, and we're good.
On the phone Mom told me she thought I looked good because I was in jeans that fit and a shirt that almost did. She always sees me in baggy shorts and big shirts. Hello, I like those.
I wore the jeans she gave me for x-mas (button fly, I hate them) and a pink shirt since I was trying to look respectable and all.
Can't win with Mom, I was too fat, now I'm too skinny.

Annie will be upset

I'm sitting outside, she has 2 bottles of Sevin(something) out here, and there is a fly on each. Nope, not dead, I just checked.
I think I'll not tell her.

Lucy was almost disappointed

As everyone knows, Lucy is not happy with my eyebrow. Fine.
We get to Dad's house Saturday and I'm barely in the door before she's telling him "Yell at her! Do you see what she did?" Dad looks at me and tells her "I'm not gonna yell at her, if she's not old enough to make her own decisions now she never will be." Yay Dad.
We made jokes about it but she was miffed he saw my point (of course everyone tells me I'm just like him so that may be why.)
Sunday we went to Mom's house before coming home. Lucy was vindicated.
Mom threatened to kill me twice before settling on disowning me for a month. She gave me shit for a few hours, Lucy and I headed home and Lucy asked for my phone. I just assumed hers didn't have a good signal, should have known better. She called Dad to tell him Mom gave me down the road since yes, Dad knew she would.
I'm glad to be cheap entertainment.

"Bugs aren't supposed to scream!"

One of these slipped into the house Saturday night at Dad's when I went out to smoke. I was hoping that wasn't the case after I heard a helicopter go by my head, but unfortunately Lucy let me know it was a couple of minutes later.
She ran to the door screaming "Where's the broom?" because said critter was attacking the light in the kitchen with a vengeance, and it was loud, and Dad was hopefully asleep at midnight. I hand her the broom from the porch along with the flyswatter for good measure, close the door and pick up my cigarette. Lucy stands there for a few seconds, broom in one hand, flyswatter in the other, then screams at me "Aren't you going to help me?" Sigh. I throw down my smoke, go in, take the broom from her and decide to just cut off the light. Lucy is freaking now that it's going to go to that lamp, it didn't. I grab a paper towel and find the bug on the floor so I pick it up and it cusses me out in a language I can't understand. Now Lucy is all "Get it out, it's screaming, bugs aren't supposed to scream." Of course I hold it closer to her.
I don't think I'll ever get laid again.

I have Blog Fodder for days

So I don't know what to do with it. Lucy and I went to see Dad yesterday, which turned into a night, and........we laughed and acted stupid and had a good time and other stuff and......I'll just tell you about the squirrel.
Once upon a time (back in 70 something) I bought the ugliest gift in the history of the world for Stepmom because, well it was then, I was young, Mom was spending the money, it was cheap and Mom made sure I had a gift for everyone in my life (read, Stepmom). I wasn't a shopper then either.
So, I (Mom) purchased this little ditty, I (possibly) wrapped it and gave it to Stepmom for Christmas in 1970something.
I've seen it over the years, but never really paid that much attention.
Last week I realized this lovely posession has been gracing one corner of her fireplace for the last 20 years, I just noticed the empty walnut shell in front of it last night.
If this isn't proof she loved me I don't know what is.

That poor woman.

Lucy is Mad

We haven't talked yet, but she's not happy with me.
The Princess and I decided I should buy some wifebeater makeup for the other eye just so I'll match.

Holes

The girls (Betty and Veronica) have managed to open some holes between their domain (Utility Room) and the re-modelled garage (Junk Room) and I'm really lackadaisical about it. It might have been a big deal when I had cats because the Junk Room was their space and the girls could be offering them a way out but.......my cats were Ninja's. They managed to slip out of any opening, or make an opening, and show up on the doorstep in the morning. Frat guys? Sorority girls? Something like that.
I came home more than once to a torn screen, missing pussy, and panic only to find them around the corner of the house looking extremely cute and causing me to forget. Lord knows what they'd been up to, but hey, cats have their own rules.
I miss kitties.

The Bitch is Back

Ok, Poor, Pitiful me has left the building.
I ripped Flash this morning and the other person who heard it apparently told the whole place. It wasn't up to my usual standards, but since I've kept my mouth shut for months it worked. And it felt good.
I have a beautiful shiner from the piercing. I'm gonna tell people Lucy hit me and I got pierced to cover up the fact that I got beat up by a girly-girl.
I've got to pick up the cake for The Princess tomorrow, his b-day is Sunday, poor baby is almost as old as me.
Later kids.

I got pierced again

I got my eyebrow re-done, with a barbell this time. So much more tasteful.
Annie told me about shit at work, I went and got pierced again just because.
I've pissed off Lucy again.
I'm screwed already.
I've given a lot of thought to shit since Stepmom died.
I'm not happy.
I'm not happy.
I'm not happy.
My work is not fulfilling, my life outside of work is something to keep me occupied, not really anything I want to do or aspire to.
I need to find a new something because what I've got going on ain't working.
I need to get a new life.
I need to think about what I really want.
I don't have the balls to open that hamburger stand on the beach yet.
I wish I did.

Once Upon a Time

Back in the day, I didn't go out, I sat home and talked to my Mother on the phone. She remembers those days just as she remembers everything else I've ever done. So when I called her at 9:00 tonight, while she was sleeping, she woke up and we chatted. It was good.
My family has a pretty colorful history I'll have to get around to, tonight we talked about how I've lost 2 of my 3 Mom's. I'm not happy with that number.
Real Mom is all I've got left, I don't know what I'll do if something happens to her. She's always been the one screaming "wolf" I expected to have Other Mom and Stepmom well into my 80's, I'm a bit discombobulated. We talked about that among other things, I have permission to spend more time with Dad since he'll need it...
She has always been the one wanting me to be around, but she's willing to concede that Dad needs me more right now.
I'm just feeling lost.

Monday stupidity

I got up at 7, went back to bed, got up at 8, showered for work, went back to bed, snuggled with Lucy until 11 and tried to fix my nappy head before going to work. She left, I left, took care of business and ended up at the dive to eat dinner, I got half of it down. I've fucked up my stomach by not having an appetite the last week.
Our favorite Dive bartender wasn't working yesterday, she's done until the kid is born. Damn timing.
My fave Friday's bartender sent me a text today about the contest there tomorrow, The Princess and Annie have seats, I don't, may stop by to see the kids for a bit and give Annie some money to spend on charity, but don't plan to stay.
I ironed tonight so I have something to wear to work this week, watched tv, talked to Lucy (everyone else was busy when I called) now I think I'll take my ass to bed.
Night kids.

No floating for me

It's raining. I guess the remnants of Fay finally made it here. That's not a bad thing, we're still behind.
I could still go hang out in the pool since it's not lightning and I'll be wet anyway, but I don't want Ms. Fan to think I've totally lost it, floating around in the pool in the rain...
I need to be productive and go pick up thank you cards for work and do some ironing and such anyway. Right now I'm thinking about just going back to bed, Lucy is sleeping in and Annie is at the Doc in a box, she made salsa Thursday night and it totally fucked up her head. It's good, just very mild, I like the burns your tongue off kind but I'll get over it.
Anyway, I guess I'll go do something. We'll end up at The Dive later since our favorite bartender is only working Sundays now and we need to give her baby gifts before she disappears to spit out yet another kid.(The last one was premature, she left before we could get the gift to her). So, looks like I've got things to do, I think I'll start with a nap. Later kids.

Stuff again, ain't got much else

Thank you all for the kind words. This week has been surreal to say the least. It's been Saturday for me all week.
Dad and I talked a lot, which is good, we don't do much of that.
I can now say I've seen Hannah Montana since the Great Granddaughter only wanted to watch Disney while she was there, I wasn't impressed and hope to never see that shit again. She did give me a break from Dad's music in the car tho, so I'll give her that. She's 8 and handled things remarkably well since Gran-Gran was her love.
The Grandson and family were spending last night and today, Dad sent me pics of G G-daughter with her bigass catfish she caught so all is well at the moment.
I slept last night, got some stuff done, gonna call Ms. Fan tomorrow to see if I can come over and float in the pool for awhile and try to get back to something resembling normal cuz I'm still in shock right now.
I hate hate hate it, but I know she's not in pain anymore so I'll get used to it. Just hard to walk into that house without her there.
Ok, enough of this, I'll try to find some dumbassery. It's amazing, a southern funeral and no stupidity went on, that never happens.

And So It Goes

Stepmom died.
I've been with Dad since Tuesday, well, until last night, I came home exhausted, I think I'll go to bed now too.

I'm glad I'm not PMS'ing anymore

It was Monday all the way around.
I was late to work.
Something I sent out last week was fucked up because I was stupid, and it took me forever to figure out I was stupid.
Lucy's sister had a wreck, she's ok by some stroke of luck.
Lucy had to take Hubs to hospital, we'll see what happens there.
Stepdad's supposed gout is probably something else because he's worse.
Stepmom took a turn for the worse.
Bacon tried to put my right eye out.
I have a painful zit in my left nostril.
I've written and re-written but this pretty much sums it up. I think I'll put on my jammies and go to sleep.
I've talked to everyone about everything and done what I can do for now.
Night kids.

I stink

I cut okra yesterday, it needed to be cooked, it's fried and I smell like a greasepit.
I did throw in a green tomato at the end since I was frying, it was good.

My Dad Sucks

I'll try to shorten the very long story.
Mom went to see Stepmom Friday morning before work. Mom calls and tells me Stepmom is gonna die if they don't do something. I wait to hear from Dad, nothing. I call him about 7:30 Friday night and he's telling me she's awesome, she's alert, things are happening that need to be happening and we're moving towards getting better.
I get there today, Stepmom looks like shit, but is more alert than she was Wednesday, and get the conversation from Dad that even the Dr. thought she was gonna die yesterday. WHY DIDN'T HE CALL ME? His answer "There was nothing you could do."
We'll fight about that one some more later, but at the moment Stepmom is doing really better (instead of Dad's version of "better") I'll be back this week because I obviously can't trust my network to keep me in touch.
Thank you to all of you who sent a prayer or thought this way, it's helped and I appreciate it immensely.
I'm off to smoke with The Handsome Devil because his farts just burned my nose, and take Lucy to bed because she's running on empty also.

The Princess and I did this

He spilled, I swallowed like a queen:)

Edit: Sorry, pic didn't turn out quite right. Jello Shooters called "Suck and Blow" One person has to blow or you can't get it out.

Can't leave well enough alone

Some fool is re-making The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It's gonna get deep

I wrote this Tuesday night but couldn't bring myself to post it. I went to Armpit today to visit her and check on Dad. She has hope, she's just not really grasping it. She's not doing well but I don't have a clue what to do other than show up to kick her ass since she doesn't expect it from me. I will be back Saturday to re-inforce the asskicking.
My Dad and I have had quite a few long, heartfelt conversations recently, we've spoken more in the last couple of weeks than we probably ever have. The reason being, Stepmom is not well, and this is not a good thing.
Stepmom has liver disease, not the alcoholic kind so it's not so easy to do anything about it. She's had it for years, but a few months ago things changed and she just sat down and decided she didn't want to fight anymore. That's not like her at all, she is the strongest woman I have ever known and I love her like my own mother, she's always treated me like her daughter.
She lost her daughter, son-in-law and a grandson in a car accident in the 70's, she and Dad raised her other grandson as their own. She's been there, done that, and managed to get through it.
She's in the hospital, they're playing with her medication still, but she's mostly uncooperative and Dad's at wits end, she chewed his ass today about something he said.
Pneumonia is likely to come back and that's not a good thing either so......
Ya'll keep a good thought, say a prayer, light a candle, whatever you do. I'm not ready to lose this woman.
Thanks.

Tomatoes

I love tomatoes, but damn....
Annie visited her parents last weekend, and brought back a shitload. All well and good if it was enough to make salsa with, but no, not that many. Now Annie's are coming in, I'm getting tired of bacon and tomato sandwiches, and cheese and tomato sandwiches, and tomato and tomato sandwiches, geeeze. Lucy is coming by on her way home, I left her an S.O.S. message, pleeeeease take them all.
Hopefully I can have a grilled cheese or something for lunch tomorrow.

I've been a good girl (sorta)

Lucy and I got our asses up early and headed to Armpit yesterday where we kidnapped Spawn and took him back to his house so Granny and Papaw could have a break and we could have time with the kid. (We were thinking of them, not selfishly stealing the child so we could hang out with him) really.

Ok, maybe I lie, we had a blast with him.
Today I tore myself away from Lucy at an ungodly hour for a Sunday and went to work, where I actually got shit accomplished.
I then proceeded to piss her off when I got home so.......not so good.
Hope ya'll had a good weekend.

I may be a loser

Lucy and I are watching Puppy Games on Animal Planet. I have laughed my ass off.

I'm not sure

I had a long conversation with my mother after I called to fill her in about my stepmother. I came in to find The Handsome Devil eating matches (the wood kind) that I have no idea where he found. I alerted Annie to the fact that there may be splinter shitting and went on my merry way.
Mom and I had a nice walk along memory lane, after she warned me about BabySister's attempt at painting her Utility Room. It doesn't sound good.
Apparently she doesn't have the gene that allows you to do stuff. She got that from her daddy. He looked good, but he was worthless.
My daddy looked good, and made use of the fact, he was also capable of baking bread and cooking dinner. Damn that looking good to other women thing....
It's been an entertaining evening for me, I'll be visiting Babysis tomorrow or Saturday to check out the situation and see what I can do to fix the walls that make Mom's eyes bleed.
Ya'll have a good night.

A little Privacy Please?

I was in the bathroom after a long day and relatively long night at The Dive. The Handsome Devil wouldn't let me shut the door, fine, I'm busy. He proceeded to keep knocking until he had it slung wide open while I was working on the dump I'd been processing all day. Great. I assume he needs to go out since he's so impatient, so I hurried up.....Fucker walked outside and sat down to scratch. for 5 minutes.
I guess he thought since I get to watch him turnabout is fair play. He's now in my room going through my things, hope he doesn't try on Lucy's crotchless pantyhose.

Stuff and more

Dad and I probably had the longest phone conversation of our lives tonight, neither of us are big talkers most of the time. Stepmom is better, she got a real room Sunday evening, they're trying to regulate her meds so things don't get crazy again. I can't go too far into that, but health problems led to inertia, which led to stupidity as far as her meds and pneumonia just kicked her ass. I do see her point about not letting anyone know what's going on, because I'm the same, stubborn people tend to be stupid. I just don't like being on the other end of it.
Everyone is acting up lately so I'll get there too, Stepdad possibly has gout, but either those meds aren't working or his refusal to slow down for more than a day are messing him up, Mom is working on that...
I told Dad I'm too old for them to be worrying me like this. I've been a bad girl about going home to visit because I've been trying to keep Lucy semi-comfortable and let her get some rest while she's here so yeah, I suck.
I'll be in Armpit this weekend, and probably the next few since it's time for me to act like a responsible adult. Dammit, I hate being responsible, I hate being an adult even more.

Monday already?

I hate Mondays, I actually have to work. Reports must be done, stupidity must be dealt with, and the weekend is over......Damn.
The only good thing about Monday is TV. Annie sent me a text about The Closer, I told the kids at The Dive I had a curfew so of course The Princess started texting her and.......yeah, he was just mad I was kicking his ass.
I came home and ironed while watching tv, took The Handsome Devil out a couple of extra times and walked around the yard with him just because I could. I haven't really kept up with blogs over the weekend, so Sharon's post about Lacey got to me. I feel for her and Ms. A because I know it's hard.
I'm now off to smoke with Handsome again, and probably stay up too late watching tv just because I can.
Night kids.

I was a good girl

I went to visit all the parents today. Stepmom is in the hospital, long story, but there's a problem when I have to find this out from my mother. I visited with her, she's in ICU so it wasn't for long. Saw her on the way into town for a bit because the day shift let us all hang out, she's the only one in the ward, stopped back in this evening on the way out of town and had to wait until 9 to get in for a couple of minutes, hopefully she'll get a real room tomorrow. The rest of the day was spent "cooking" with Chef Spawn, he pretty much wore me and Lucy out. Stopped in at Mom's place for a bit before hitting the hospital because there would have been hell to pay if I didn't go see her since I was at Baby Sis' house. I think I'll drag Lucy to bed now, her legs are swollen up from all the activity. Later kids.

Mom walked in.....

Lucy and I just got busted making out in the livingroom.....Dammit.

It's WHEN?

My days are messed up. Apparently Monday was so long I added another day to the rotation and now I can't get out of it.
I should probably sleep more, or something.
I have a love/hate relationship with sleep lately. We go to bed mad, but love each other madly in the mornings, I dunno. I don't think I did anything to piss Sleep off, but we still fight. I guess I should buy Sleep flowers or something.
I think I'll go see if we can get along tonight.
Later kids.

A Phone Call

I just spent an hour and a half on the phone with my mother. Not a big deal, but I really hate the phone. We did catch up on EVERYTHING, so I'm good now. Life is...well, life down that way. I need to go there this weekend for sure.
I have to get my ass up Saturday morning for a memorial service so maybe I'll actually go home.
I'm catching up with Lucy and taking my ass to bed. Night kids.

Lucy sent me flowers

I......well........I teared up.

Ok, not really. They're sitting in Annie's office because I didn't want to walk thru the factory with them since I got so much shit up front.

Lucy laughed, I'm paid back for a lot.

I'm such a lucky bitch.

Happy Anniversary

Tomorrow, Lucy will have been putting up with my shit for 7 years. Go Lucy!

You fucked up dear, you're stuck with me now.

In other news, I love The Wizard Of Oz.

Yes, we suck, but we had a good day

Lucy and I didn't make it to Armpit today. We slept, and it was good. Annie took off with The Princess about 2, I got a haircut, came home to Lucy in her wrap, fresh from the shower, and we played on our respective computers until we decided to go out to dinner. It was such an exciting day.
We went to Longhorn, came home to British TV and Lucy had a nap, then went to rescue Annie at The Dive where darts were thrown and fun was had.
The Princess and I had one of those deep conversations while the girls were gone to Krystal's to pick up more food while I finished a beer so it was a good night.
Armpit may be on tomorrow's schedule, we'll see. I did talk to Spawn on the phone today, but it's not the same........
I'm dragging Lucy to bed, night kids.

I got Lucy hooked on Swingtown

Yes, we were home in time to watch it. We met Ms. Sweet and The Princess to throw some darts, Annie went along. We played, had fun, Ms. Sweet bought my beer for my taking care of her dog (which she did not have to do) but it was nice of her. We left The Princess with some young thing he's apparently corrupting.
We're going to see my young thing that I'll be corrupting tomorrow because I need a Spawn fix, and Lucy may make me laugh, but he makes my heart smile.
I'm off to piss off Lucy and take my ass to bed, ya'll have a good night.

Apparently I'm the only Responsible Drunk in Town

The Princess couldn't come play today because he stayed out way too late last night. I told him he's too old to party like a frat boy.
Annie took off from The Dive tonight to meet Workout Buddy at another place, I brought my ass home.
Of course I was expecting CSI and Swingtown, the fuckers messed with me and moved Swingtown to Friday without telling me so.......
I'm now home, pissed off, and worried about Annie getting home since Workout Buddy is riding her bike because she thinks it makes her look all badass, and yeah. I'm just a bit bitter about things.
I also picked up a hitchhiker in my bra while I was out smoking, it sucks to be me right now. (Fucking bugs.)
I'm waiting for Lucy to call to fill me in a bit more on why she owes me $2000 because of something she saw on The View this morning, I can't wait. I'm gonna go smoke some more, later kids.

I should shop there more often

I was at The Dive with The Princess, after he got his hair did. He ordered dinner and I decided I really wanted cornbread and greens, I had a can in the cabinet (I know, but they do in a rush) but alas, no peppers. After kicking his ass (again) at darts, I decided I needed to come home and cook, but didn't want to go to the store. I asked the bartender for $1.00 worth of jalapenos. They're 25 cents when you order them extra, so I figured 4 of the little containers would be plenty. She brought me a pint for free. I love my people.
Cornbread was good, and hot, and I still have peppers. Annie and I have lunch tomorrow too so I'm happy.
I'm off to iron again, night kids.

For Want Of Something Else

Text messages from Lucy

L: Have I told U lately that I luv u?
M: Do I know You?
L: Have I called you a Bitch lately?
M: More than you say you love me.
L: But I say it with love.

I think I'm wearing off on her.

It's Monday and I'm still delerious

I was at The Dive with The Princess when Annie sent me a message saying The Handsome Devil missed me and I should come home. I have a mental image of a monocled golden retriever, looking up from his book to ask Annie "When will Miss Rain be home? I truly miss her company."
I think I've been spending too much time reading comics. I need to get another life.
Or maybe just re-learn how to draw....hmmm. Possibilities.

In other news, nothing you want to know, I'm sure you're tired of bowel movements and things that piss me off and so am I. I think I'll just take my ass to bed without telling you about the new belt and how it caused me to wet my pants. Fucker.

Sunday, fucking Sunday...

After an early breakfast with The Princess and Annie, Lucy and I crashed again until she had to leave. Damn, I had some fucked up dreams. I woke up sweating like hell, that ain't right. I got Lucy on the road for home and went to work for a bit since I didn't accomplish shit yesterday other than gettin $1.10 in my tin cup outside the bar.
Annie dragged me to Tractor Supply on the way to work, Angels sang when I walked into that place, it could be ugly for me, so I went back out to smoke.
After work we bathed the girls, Betty has never had one, I'm not sure about Veronica, but I'm betting not. It was a struggle, but we got it done.
I've been semi-productive, so now I'm taking my ass to bed, night kids.

We sang Hymns at the Gaybar

Lucy and I finally made it there after a year of fuckupedness.
Had a great time, and yes, walked into the place, got a drink, hit the backroom and sang a hymn with one of the performers.
It was a day of fucked up, The Princess had to kill his cat this morning so we hung out with him, not the same kind of pussy, but still.
Lucy sweated her shirt off, it wound up on my head, I wound up in the back room where it was cool. I'm good.
I can now go there alone since Lucy wouldn't let me go there by myself until we got there together. HOLY SHIT, I CAN GO THERE FOR HAPPY HOUR.
I mean, I may be visiting the establishment again since I had such a great time.
It seems I'm supposed to be in bed right now, inflicting intense pleasure, I guess I'll get back to you.

I'm gonna be bad

We give the guy across the street shit about washing our cars since he's always washing his truck. He got me at the mailbox the other day. He won't wash the Jeep, but he'd be happy to wash Annie's new ride. Exact words "Hey, I'll wash that, you park it in my yard." I think I'll be doing that in the morning with a big "WASH ME" sign on it.
Lucy says she's rubbed off on me, hmmm. I think she just allowed me to be badass so here I go.

I regret

I didn't go see this woman tonight. Listen to "Heal Yourself". I'm definitely a new fan.

Girl's night out

We met at the House of Boobage because I really needed a hotwing fix. Ms. Fan, Ms. Sweet, Workout Buddy, The Widow, Annie and I. We ate, drank, and ate some more and caught up since we haven't all been together in awhile, it was good.
The Widow, Annie and I ended up at The Dive where The Widow kicked my ass at darts and Annie got her ass handed to her by Mr. Stache.
The Princess showed up and we kinda made up. I told him I was sorry he was an irresponsible asshole and I was a bitch, but I still loved him.
I've talked on the phone, missed another chance to talk on the phone, and am gonna crash in the bed who needs sheets changed, but my productive streak seems to have left me.
Night kids.

I've been so productive I'm scaring myself

Last night I cooked dinner and ironed, every shirt I have clean is ready to wear and Annie is happy about that too. I don't think I'll ever get that pink one back dammit.
Tonight I went to The Dive for a bit, came home and mowed the yard and did a bit of tree trimming that Annie won't be happy about later since there were baby pecans on some of the limbs. Fuck her, they were threatening my cable line.
I just got off the phone with Baby Sis because we had a Mom health scare yesterday and noone has bothered to call and tell me everything is ok.
I did hear last night how Spawn is being potty trained, he pees off the porch real good. (Insert groan here.)
I've cleaned up the kitchen, done some laundry, now I'm fucking tired.
Lucy is at the movies, I don't know what she actually went to see, but I'm sure I'll hear about it later. I'm off to snooze kids. Night.

No, I didn't drown

Ms. Fan's wireless was iffy for some reason, Saturday morning, great.......after that pfffft. No biggie, I was busy. Lucy and I had good pool time for awhile Saturday, then all hell broke loose.
Annie and The Princess were supposed to come over for dinner whenever, Annie called a couple of times, doing this or that, then she was meeting The Princess for a margarita before coming over. Last words I spoke to her were "Don't get drunk".
A bit later I get a phone call, starting with the words "It's not my fault..." by then I'm already pissy because The Princess told her he wasn't coming over, but didn't bother to call us. She then puts The Princess on the phone to tell me where they are and I hear "It's not my fault..." so I said a few choice words, got directions and off we went to get Annie. The Princess stayed until we got there and then peeled out of the parking lot, pussy. I put Annie in the car with Lucy and drove her bus back, we just got in the house before the bottom fell out of the sky.
There was some awesome thunder and lightning, hail, the whole 9 yards. Lucy and I sat in the sun room, but unfortunately I couldn't smoke a cigar in there, dammit.
After everything calmed back down we cleaned the pool out, cooked dinner and hung out, it was good.
The Princess and I will need to work on things because we pretty much ascertained that he's an inconsiderate asshole and I'm a bitch in text messages. I don't plan to see him anytime soon. Since he's such a girl, it's probably a good thing.
Yesterday I cleaned pool while Annie and Lucy finished up stuff in the house, then cleaned pool some more, decided pool has a problem, still cleaned, played a bit and hung around till Ms. Fan got home so everything is cool.
Today was Monday dammit. I need to go to sleep.

Pool blogging

I could get used to this. Lucy and I stayed at Ms. Fan's house last night and of course we're still here. We did get up and meet Annie and The Princess for breakfast but now we're back where Lucy is napping and I'm hanging out. Burgers are marinating for later, pool is pretty and clean, it's hot as hell and about time for a dip. Later kids.

Ok, I decided to read a blog or 2 before bed

Go here.
Read the post from July 10th and follow the link. Thank you.

Not a good car day

Lucy called this morning, a rock hit her windshield. Since there was an insurance messup when her agent left, she'll have to pay for it. Damn it.
I was a good girl and got up early, took care of Annie's dogs, Ms. Sweet's dog and got my ass to work early. I was gonna stay late, but hell no. I got to Ms. Sweet's house, did my thing, started to leave...no battery. Annie and The Princess came to rescue me. Annie had the jumper cables, The Princess actually follwed me somewhere to get fixed and chewed ass until I was taken care of. I need to find him a boyfriend.
I then threw the worst darts in the history of the world, followed by some awesome darts. Go figure.
I got home, ironed while watching Swingtown, talked to Lucy.......and it's time to start all over again. Hopefully without the bullshit.
Night kids.

Stuff and nonsense

I'm tired, tired, tired. I was supposed to check on Ms. Sweet's dog this afternoon but it stormed like hell on my way home, I had to pull over for awhile because I couldn't see and the wind was blowing Mr. Jeep all over the road. After I finally got going again Mr. Jeep had to swim part of the way, I was a nervous wreck by the time I got home. I hung out for a bit and then threw some darts with Annie and The Princess. Back home again, needing to iron, but I think I'll pass. I actually ate dinner for a change so now I'm full and tired.
I'm waiting for Lucy to call so I can take my ass to bed since I have to get up early tomorrow to feed these dogs and check on Ms. Sweet's dog (the little bitch) before work. Thankfully she's on a short trip, she left today and will be back Sunday. Annie is at Ms. Fan's house until Sunday so there will be pool time again this weekend.
The Spawn asked for a stove recently. (I dunno) Mom found one at a yardsale last week and apparently it's a big hit. He even gave up time with Papaw to cook. Chef Spawn? Who knows.

I had a weekend

I had to do shit, but none of it involved work, a lot of it involved a pool, and I'm tired from having fun.
I took The Handsome Devil with me Friday because he doesn't like the fireworks so much. I didn't want to leave him home alone, so he got a new stresser.
This threatened to kick his ass.

Here he is telling the other male in the household what a bitch she is....

There were people involved in all this too, I just missed out on those pics because I was either skimming the pool or hanging out drinking beer. My liver packed up and left Saturday evening.
Lucy hung around

We cooked, ate, drank, hung out, had a good time. I need a pool.

Where to go, where to go....

I went to work, Boss let everyone go at 1, at 1:30 she sees me and tells me to go home. I'm thinking hmmm, my options are
a)Stay and finish off the carpal tunnel in my hands playing this damn game I've gotten into so I can get a few more dollars for being here or
b) go to Ms. Fan's house and hang out in the pool.
Yeah, my hands are thanking me.
I got wet, then sat around drinking beer enjoying the quiet since Annie was reading the paper, I liked it.
I had dinner at The Dive and brought my ass home where I will sleep and then sleep some more before waking up, washing The Handsome Devil and taking him to Ms. Fan's House to meet the wiener dogs and hang out for a couple of days. Handsome is afraid of fireworks, there will be many here tomorrow night. Annie will not be able to housesit so it falls to me....I think I'll be alright.

Home Alone 2

Yes, I'm unsupervised once again. I need to go flash the neighbors before I go to bed, I'll put a memo in my phone about that.
Did ya'll know yellow is my color? No? Neither did I. I needed to dress up a bit today for a visitation for a friend's relative, I chose a dressy yellow shirt....apparently it works. I was going to compliment Lucy for that one, then remembered Baby Sis gave it to me........whatever. I'll be sure to tell her when I see her it got rave reviews, even with me in it.
I now need to take my ass to bed where it should have been an hour ago because I'm one tired bitch. Night kids.

Don't try this at Syd's house

I know IDIOT'S dad, it runs in the family.

MYPLACE, AL- A local police officer is in intensive care at Local Hospital after being shot and seriously injured early Saturday morning.
Investigators say the incident happened while the officer was off-duty, and appears to be the result of a prank gone wrong.
Police Chief says 28-year-old IDIOT decided to surprise a close friend and former police academy cadet at his home.
IDIOT, his girlfriend and the friend's wife snuck into the home at about 2:30 a.m. Saturday. Chief says IDIOT walked down the hallway and started shouting "Wake up, wake up," at his friend.
The friend, who Chief says didn't immediately recognize IDIOT, grabbed a .38-caliber revolver and shot him thinking he was a burglar.
So far, no charges have been filed and the gunman's name hasn't been released.

Brooklyn

I should have filled y'all in a little better, I was tired and stupid.

I met this woman in an AOHell chatroom years ago. She and I hooked up because I was hanging online with a freak who knew both of us, we got to talking (both on and offline) and became friends.
When my relationship fell apart, she was there, every night, making sure I was ok. Even the night I stayed in the Bates Motel because I spent about a week doing the motel thing before finding a place. I couldn't go home, but I had to have a place to rest my head. She got me through that night and a few like it, I wasn't the sane and stable person you see here tonight, trust me.
Ok, I'm still not sane or stable, but she helped me through a lot of those crazy times.
We did a lot of late night phone calls over the years and comforted each other, consoled each other, all the good sappy shit. I can say she's been a better friend to me than I have to her, but at least she's still my friend.
This is why it was awesome squared to finally meet her in person and hang out for a bit. We know every detail of each others lives, but it's taken us 8+ years to finally meet in person. I'm glad we finally did.
Brooklyn, I love you, thanks for being my friend, and Dayum, we've gotta go have some of those cheesesticks again.

Apparently I screwed up this should have posted last night

I met Brooklyn (aka anonymous commenter with an attitude)

I got my tired ass up, drove 2 hours while Lucy slept, and dragged myself into the motel Brooklyn and her g/f were staying in...watching out for millipedes once I got there.
We left to go to the mall....Lucy was driving, we got lost....twice, while they were following.
It turned out ok, we found a nice restaurant, My God, I could live in the mozzarella sticks, they were huge. Still have food left over, and spent a couple of hours hanging out, it was nice. I got shit all the way home, but it was still nice...I had a good time, hopefully Brooklyn and the g/f did too. I enjoyed meeting them.

I threw darts with the other women in my life this evening, Lucy and Annie are now at Wal hell for something. I should take my ass to bed, night kids.

Miscellaneous shit

A friend sent me this link today. I'm all about some free listening so go check it out.
I had a great post earlier, blogger ate it, Bitch.
I'm sitting outside, finished smoking a great cigar, even tho I didn't have a thunderstorm to accompany it.
I'm listening to the Blues again since Lucy went inside, I'm a happy camper.
Annie got her bus today

I just had to go plant my ass in it so she could check out the passenger side airbag and shit. Yay, I have one.

Nothing pertinent

Annie is getting a semi-new vehicle tomorrow. Yay for bus.
I'll be glad to get her outta that rollerskate she's been renting, but damn, it's a big vehicle. Pics to come.
There is drama of course, there always is in my life it seems.
I gave up on the work drama, fuck that shit.
There is friend drama because someone is more and more showing an ugly side, (no it's not me and my ass thankyouverymuch).
Family drama with Babysis being sick and everyone else getting older and finding out they have shit and.......well shit happens.
George Carlin is on HBO right now. He said the things we all thought but were afraid to say. I get in trouble for saying this shit, he got famous from it. More power to him.
I need to call Brooklyn since we're supposed to meet Saturday, but I need to sleep more at the moment. I'll call her tomorrow.
Night kids.

I think I just made myself sick

I had to finish off the potatoes, gravy and rice from the chicken place we visited the other night. Ok, I didn't have to, but I have a thing about waste, and it was still edible, I have a 3 day limit.
I had a couple of The Dive's wings before that because they assured me they were the old wings, the nice hot naked ones I loved; they lied. I think those will just become trash because they really suck. So...I turned to leftovers....and added beans because Annie had opened a can of those while I was gone (She's too good to eat leftovers I guess) and anyway. It's not gonna be pretty no matter the outcome.

The Handsome Devil has something going on...Annie said earlier he stunk, I didn't smell it. I got a whiff a few minutes ago OMFGWHEREHASHEBEEN? He smells like 16 whores who haven't bathed in months. I see no danglies or evidence of rubbing in something dead so maybe it's just killer farts, but DAYUM. I see a bath and or enema in his tomorrow because really, my tummy troubles are nothing compared to his stench.

Creeped me out

Whole collection
here.

It's Monday....

I have the headache from hell so I'll be brief and hopefully sleeping soon.
Annie and I met The Ladies after work and wound up throwing some darts. Ms. Fan and I kicked the shit outta the other 2.
Our Cabana Boy was bartending at Friday's when we got together, he brings me a spare beer in ice in a tin. He's so thoughtful.(Ok, he's lazy and doesn't want to run another one out to the table, but he does it with love.)
I was busy, got shit done, yay Monday.
I hate Annie's rental, we shock each other everytime I touch. Damn fabric seats.
I bought starch today, forgot it at work, ironed 2 shirts to death earlier so at least I have something to wear tomorrow, now taking my ass to bed.
Night kids.

I'm back from an unscheduled trip to Armpit

Mom called yesterday, Baby Sis was in the emergency room. They blamed it on her gall bladder, (she lost that when she was 12, she's a freak of nature.) Latest diagnosisis is diverticulitis. She's ok today so....hopefully that was correct.
Since Baby Sis sold my bed, Lucy and I stayed on a blowup mattress in her livingroom (ok, I did) Lucy had to get up and decided to crash in the recliner. We hung out, Baby Sis is ok, she called to accuse me of something after I got home, I'm innocent btw.
The highlight of my day yesterday was Spawn calling to me and running over to hug me. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
He helped me put up the mattress this morning so I'm all good. I'm in love.

This is Lucy

Yes, those are ice skates and a penguin...in the desert....I just realized I should be scared.

TV and Chinese Food

Yay.
Yes, I do love Swingtown.

Stolen from everyone...

It's Only Wednesday?

I met The Princess at The Dive this afternoon after he and Annie had checked out her car (and got the rest of her shit out of it.) She went home early in her rental, which I will be riding in tomorrow, gas ya know.
Asshole and Mrs. Asshole showed up and wanted to throw darts. It was ugly as far as that goes. The Princess decided we should all play a 70's song on the jukebox, whoever got the most obscure, or stupid won.
I got the first round with "You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone.
2nd round I thought he had me with "Billy Don't Be A Hero", and "Copa Cabana", but I pulled that one out with "Delta Dawn." Yay me.

Updates and stuff

Annie is pretty beat up, she lost the fight with the airbag, and possibly hit her head when her knees broke the dash. She was a bit spacey still most of the day but much better by the afternoon. We took off early and I drove her to her Dr. appt (that she already had) where she found out she broke a toe on her rafting adventure. The fun just never ends. We had a drink at Friday's and I took her to Ms. Fan's house since this is her last night there. I'll get her to work in the morning and let her get a rental. Then we'll see, her car is most likely totalled, I didn't take her over there to look at it this afternoon since she was already having such a fun day.
The Princess wanted me to meet him at The Dive but I was with Annie so he hooked up with The Queen instead. When I was done he was supposed to meet me....an hour later he still wasn't there so I came home and mowed the yard. I'm such a good girl sometimes. Now I'm waiting for Lucy to call so I can take my ass to bed, I need to get up extra early to go pick Annie and all her shit up. I should have packed her stuff while I was there this afternoon dammit. Anyways, have a good night kids.

Yes, I live in the Twilight Zone

I braved the racetrack that is our street to check the mailbox, empty. That never happens. Annie may have checked it yesterday, but I don't see it, so I'm wondering.

Annie had a really bad day, she's pretty much Zombified right now. On top of the bad day she was already having because of bullshit, she had a wreck this afternoon. I got a call from a co-worker who happened to see it because they lollygagged about leaving and I was out the door almost home. Getting a call from a hysterical co-worker from Annie's phone scared the shit outta me, I got back there as fast as possible. She's ok, Mr. Infiniti is not.
I took her to Ms. Fan's house because she wanted to go feed the dogs and hang in the pool. Workout Buddy was there, at least she'd called her. She ran us off but Workout Buddy was going back to spend the night so either she'll bring Annie to me in the morning, or I'll go pick her up to get her a rental, she wasn't really in any shape to do that this afternoon anyway.
It's always something dammit.

Miss me?

Yeah, I didn't think so.
I've worked, run errands, shopped, cooked dinner, hung out in the pool, and I'm tired.
I smell chlorine, but I'm lazy and don't want to shower, I'll get around to it.
There is an explosion of stupidity going on also, and I just really don't want to deal with that right now.
Mom called me earlier for something inconsequential, told me Spawn was up at 6am, his Mommy didn't want to get up so he started smearing vaseline on her legs. Heh, go Spawn:)

Happy Friday the 13th

My day started off swimmingly. I slept till almost the last possible moment, took care of the dogs at home and went to feed Ms. Sweet's dog and give her a pill.
And the earth tilted.
I'm wandering thru the house, pill wrapped in cheese, calling the dog, she's not answering, it occurs to me to check outside, she does have a doggie door. There she is! She freaks at human in her yard and runs back in the house thru the doggie door on the conveniently closed door I just came out of. She then locked it behind me. Bitch. Still holding cheese laden pill between my thumb and forefinger, I go to the other gate to go thru the garage where I came in in the first place. Inside door is locked. Well, fuck. Keys are on the counter. I go back and put cheese laden pill outside doggie door and take my ass to work since her Mom is coming home today anyway.
Work....geeeze, every printer in the place decided to go apeshit along with some other things, so I really had a stellar day.
I'm at Ms. Fan's house now, been in the pool, chilling out, putting my cold hands on Lucy cuz I can.
I think I'll be hanging by the pool a lot this weekend. Night kids.

Mini beefcake

Hot Wings and tv

The Dive has got new wings....they suck ass. I had to call in an order to the House of Boobage last night to get my wing fix. Picked them up, got home, ate about 3 and Lucy called. 45 minutes later, not so much in a wing mood.
I did have them for dinner tonight because I was hungry and they were here so no wasted food.
I'm watching Swingtown, I might like it, I haven't really decided yet. Love the music anyway. And here's Lucy, later kids.

Insomnia sucks

Apparently PMS is throwing me another curve, it shouldn't be, but is, and it's fucking with my sleep.
This shit ain't funny. I need to be up at 6 since I'm medicating Ms. Sweet's dog, and feeding and watering Annie's dogs while Annie is at Ms. Fan's house walking her dogs. I don't have time for this shit.
I'd like to put my head on my pillow and drift off into slumberland without thoughts of baseball bats and idiots that need those upside their head. After an hour of that shit, I'm back up, trying to chill the fuck out.
Anger issues? Yes I just might. Thing is, I haven't for awhile. Annie came back from her trip and pushed every button I have as far as work goes. I guess I should just kill her.
Voyager, yay, at least there's something to watch. I think I'll just hit the couch.

Look! A UFO

Ok, it's a cloud, I thought it was pretty. Crappy cel phone pic.

Playing Darts with kids

I picked Annie up at the airport, brought her home, told her I was going out for a bit, she went with.
We ended up throwing darts with a couple of young'uns (cute kids, brothers) it turned very competitive and very fun. As soon as Annie called me a bitch, it was open season.
I'm a winner btw, we swapped partners after 2 games, my new partner and I won those. HAH.
I now need to take my old ass to bed, ya'll have a good one.

Early Mornin Ramblings

Yeah, I'm thinking something will get crossed off the list. I'm wide fucking awake at almost 3am.
Must have been the last hotdog, or the cake and ice cream. Sugar rush? Fuck.
I'll post a pic of Spawn later, I swear he's the cutest kid since me:) He's giving Baby Sis a run for the money on being the stubbornest child ever born.
She's seeing someone from work, he's quite a bit younger. I asked her if "that was her 12 year old that just pulled up." I'm such a comedian. Baby Sis' bff choked on her cake and Lucy gave me a high five for that one. Yes, I'm evil, why do you ask? Spawn doesn't stand a chance.
Mom laughed quite a bit today, most of it at my expense, she does love to give me shit, I wonder where I learned it. I'm glad she had fun. She and Lucy tend to gang up on me, since they're about the same age and all. (Hi Lucy)
Ok, taking my tired old ass to bed, if I can't sleep there's always tequila.
Night kids.

A Birthday Party

Spawn had a birthday this week, today was the party. Lucy showed up to go with me even though she has other obligations this weekend, we had a great time as usual. Spawn is becoming such a little shit, he pointed a finger at me and said "No pictures" as I was trying to take a dozen. Since he seems to be musically inclined, I told Mom "He's gonna get in trouble with the paparazzi when he grows up."
He got an obscene amount of stuff (no, really it was obscene) his own riding lawnmower? He's 2.

I'm beat and need to work for a bit tomorrow, do some stuff around the house, and find out what flight Annie is on so I can pick her ass up. Looks like I'll be busy.

There is a story behind this

Hamburger, onion, jalapenos, potatoes, add cheese before serving. Good by itself, better on bread with ketchup.

I had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, I was cleaning out the freezer, meat needed to be cooked or tossed, it was still viable. The potato and peppers thing I got from a co-worker a long time ago, good breakfast food, I added the hamburger.

I need to go smoke now.

I'm glad I came home

Apparently I made the right choice last evening. There was a party after I left. Multiple nipples were pierced and The Princess got a tat. Tattoo parlor above The Dive? Bad Idea (unless you own it).
I slept in this morning because I wanted to, went to the Dr. after work to get a drug refill, threw a few games of darts, laughed at the piercees and tattooees and brought my ass home and ironed shirts again dammit. I lead such an exciting life.
Ya'll will be happy to know I'm not anemic, my pee was good and I hopefully won't have a stroke anytime soon. They didn't give me odds on my head exploding from stupidity, but I think I'm far enough into DONTGIVEASHIT mode that I'm safe.
Jeep and I re-bonded so I had fun. I now need to take my ass to bed. Ya'll have a good night.

There's Something About Mowing

I'm taking this impersonation a bit too far. I left the bar (where the fun people were) to come home and mow the yard. I had many epiphanies while I was out there, like "Damn, I wonder who left that loaf, it's a monster", and "Shit, Somebody has an upset tummy" and other useful observations.
Besides the fact that everyone is stupid today, I'm happy, imagine that. I have no idea why other than I may be Forrest Gump, I had fun this evening, thinking about all the things I could blog about while I was pretending to be a responsible adult.

For starters: Thank You Mr. Infiniti for carrying me around the last few days since the Jeep was unlicensed (thru no fault of mine, I paid for that shit last week). While I enjoyed your leather, air, and ability to blow everyone else off the road, the Jeep and I have missed each other. I'll be slumming again tomorrow. Don't be sad, we'll always have Kroger.

I think I'm gonna keep my existing job until they pry my cold, dead fingers from the keyboard just to piss people off. I'm also gonna get my eyebrow re-pierced, with smaller jewelry, just because.
Night kids, hope everyone sleeps with a smile on your face.

Annie survived the River

This is a good thing. I thought she was there until tomorrow, silly me for not getting the itinerary (that I don't have) right. I know she's in VEGAS, probably seeing a show with her sister tomorrow night, and waiting for The Widow to show up Thursday for some mad gambling.
I'm home, needing to mow the yard, scratching my ass about that, and she's ready to be home. Hmmm.
I think she'll enjoy the rest of her trip. I'll be madly dashing around finishing up my impersonation of a responsible adult.
Heh, yeah right. As long as no plants or pets die, it's all good. Later kids.

I'm no longer dead

Yay me, the only thing expired around here now is the milk and my car tag. I renewed that last week, mail hasn't arrived yet.
I won the race pot this week, first time this season, so that was a plus too. I've ironed, eaten way too much and need to take my tired ass to bed. Night kids.

Ok, I'm bored with being alone

I've run through the house naked, played with my sex toys, had a weekend with Lucy where she scared the dogs. I'm done.
I'm ready for Annie to be home again. Even though we don't spend a lot of time together at home, it's different when there's noone else in the house.
I was going to work this afternoon but Lucy called to tell me someone was there when she went by on her way home. It was Flash. After she described the vehicle and I told her who it was, she told me I COULD NOT go there. Hmmm, me, him, a softball bat in an empty building....Yeah, she's probably right. I didn't go.
I played with the boys at Friday's for a bit, then beat up on The Dirty Old Man at darts at The Dive. Came home, and well, now I'm bored. I'm gonna finish watching Medium and take my ass to sleep since I still have to be a responsible adult for awhile dammit. Have a good night kids.

Dinner and a movie

Lucy and I had a very nice dinner and watched Valley Of The Dolls. I've never seen it. Good movie. I'm now trying to molest her, but 'The lights are on'. She's such a prude. She asked me this morning if that was from the 'Karma Sushi.' I laughed my ass off.
AND She doesn't believe I told ya'll that, she's such a trusting soul. Hehehe.
Poor woman.