Monday, January 14, 2008

The best thing about the newspaper

is definitely the Police Blotter.

A burglar, whom police suspected had been drinking and using drugs, stole seven pairs of underwear from a 65-year-old woman living in the 3000 block of Holiday Drive. (I wonder what makes them think he was drinking and doing drugs?)

Someone driving a 1990 white Pontiac Bonneville forced open the door of a Pulaski Pike home and stole a TV, a PlayStation 3, a DVD player, 201 DVDs, an XBox and two bottles of Seagram's 7 and Canadian Mist whiskey. Police recovered all the items, except for the whiskey. (Well Duh, they drank it all before stealing the underwear.)

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