I cut Lucy off because of her knees. Other than a couple of exceptions when I was shitfaced, it's been 4 months 3 days 16 hours and 12 minutes. (but I'm not counting)This means I haven't gotten any in 4 months 3 days 16 hours and 16 minutes (but who's counting?)
When I looked down today and almost got excited over my own cleavage, I realized there was a problem. I said "Damn, what is up with you?" (Ok, I actually said "Shit Girl, you need to wear this bra more often.")
I'll see if I can rectify the situation tonight. My boobs are upset with me, it seems like incest.
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you nut
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I'd be counting too if I were you. DAMN!
You know I can ID. I've been without longer than I was with at this point. Twice your total. I've gone from sneaking peeks to not giving a damn. At least you still care. And she's back in the hospital!
arggggggggggh.
Good luck with the rectification (sounds like something a proctologist might do)
Damn hon, I'll tell Lucy to buy you a toy next time.
Thanks for the offer but it's legal to buy toys in my state. I have a box full. They're more fun with company!
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