I missed out

Apparently there was cheap entertainment available this afternoon and my slug ass missed it.
The Princess invited me and Annie over for some lawn mowing and spaghetti. I passed. From what little information I gleaned after she got home, The Princess fell off the mower (going side to side on the hill in the front yard), glad he wasn't hurt, then she tried to run over him coming down the hill in the back because she forgot about picking up speed. It would have been worth going over for. She said the spaghetti was pretty good too.
Oh well, maybe next time. Of course if there's a next time I'll just mow the damn yard myself so they don't kill themselves or each other.
Later kids.

I love it

Rember this post where I bitched about technology?

My favorite webcomic artist just did the same thing. Go see her.
Ok, I'm a nerd, get over it.

Chicken Salad and Asparagus

Dinner, since I forgot to cook the asparagus the other day when Lucy brought the pork loin that was gonna be dinner (but became lunch the next day) and I never got around to making the chicken salad Annie wanted last week so things got switched around with totally new chicken since I forgot and....
This is my brain these days.
How in the hell do people with kids do it? I'm also about to pull out all of my fingernails because HOLY SHIT they're long and I can barely type.
I can't even comment on my own blog correctly anymore because I can't remember what I'm doing.
Ok, nails gone, still can't type, but at least it's more comfortable.
I think I'll go back to my book and have my breakdown in peace.
Later kids.

Rain's home for the architecturally challenged

Apparently this house is a magnet for every bird who doesn't know how to build a nest, it must be a gift. First there was the finch that tried to build in a totally unsuitable spot, I helped her out, but unfortunately that ended in tragedy, so I don't help anymore.
There is a robin trying to build a nest on the downspout outside the front door. Poor thing has been working on this for about a week and other than a small pile of nest making materials haphazardly sitting on top of the downspout and a plethora of nest making materials scattered willy nilly all over the ground, not much progress has been made.
There's a perfectly good nest in the back that has been abandoned for a couple of years, I suppose I could leave Ms. Bird a note that she's welcome to the fixer upper.
Lucy has also informed me Ms. Mockingbird is nesting in the holly tree again so I can look forward to being dive-bombed everytime I go out the door before long.
Obviously nothing going on around here, I've been a slug all weekend so I should probably take my ass to bed to gear up for Monday. Later kids.

My Alternate Dive is Classy

I'm not making fun of the pregnant woman, just her choice of clothing and places to hang out. I wish I'd gotten a pic of her smoking, but I was trying to be discreet.

Happy chat

Mom called today, she apologized for upsetting me yesterday, and she giggled while doing it.
She had a great day, she got everyone.
I'm glad she had a good day, she needs more of them.

Revenge will be sweet

My Mother called me at 11 am. Could I take her to a test at 1 pm? Something was wrong and they wanted an MRI. I freaked, figuring time and Annie taking me home since I rode with her and........April Fool's
I would have killed her myself if I could have yanked her thru the phone.

Apparently she was having a very good day, she hasn't pranked me in years, and at least I wasn't parading around in my towel at 6 am looking for a non existent calf in my yard like BabySis was doing.

She will be paid back dammit.

Well yeah, THAT made sense

It never occurred to me to take my bar stool out of the bar.

Well I've fucked up again

I finally got Annie to read a Baldacchi book, now I've got to go get another since she buzzsawed thru the 2 I gave her. I've been trying to catch up on Cornwell since Scarpetta didn't suck. I got Book Of The Dead today and my god it's horrible, but I'm sloughing through just to fill in the blanks since I haven't kept up with her since she went to shit way back when.
I started re-reading her from the beginning, yeah, I've got 3 books going at the moment, she started out pretty awesome. King did the same thing to me, but I digress. I'd love to stay up and finish this piece of shit, but I've got to get to work at a decent hour tomorrow dammit.
Yes, I'm boring too, sorry. At least you don't have to pay to read my drivel.
Night kids.

Therapy might be cheaper

I drink and smoke so I don't dream and I don't kill people.
The Dirty Old Man just gave me another reason not to jump on the Chantriks (yes, I know it's misspelled) bandwagon. Other people have told me about the side effects they experienced, none of them sounded good. He started it Thursday and quit yesterday because he wanted to kill people, and he could. I guess I'll be planting tobacco along with tomatoes real soon.
The old man at the store where I buy my smokes told me the new tax starts next week, and added that the powers that be wanted an inventory of his stuff so they could pre-tax it. Fuckers. Who governs the government?

Lucy's shoes

She almost walked out of the house in these today. I didn't notice.

Lucy cracks me up

Watching Lucy Wii ski is funny as shit. I took video, but besides the fact she'd kill me, you can't hear her cuss correctly. Damn cell phone. I'll drag out the real camera at some point so ya'll can enjoy this awesomeness.
I'm gonna go ride a cow with her and take my ass to bed, we didn't get tornaders so I prepared for nothing.
Later kids.

Saturday, supposed to be somewhere else

I had plans to go to Mom's today. Between me having to go to work and the weather it just wasn't happening. At least work is over, I'm waiting to see about the weather.
We had this for dinner (minus about 5 sticks of butter) still good shit.
I'm off to oil the bike chain and make sure Betty's basket is locked on good since it looks like we may have tornaders later.
Take care kids.

Unfortunate title of the day

Keep your lettuce high & tight
http://theguysmanual.msn.com/?Category=catID5&Id=v3&source=msn>1=25050

Apparently they have a different definitinion of lettuce.

I'm lazy so deal.

Senility

Apparently I have it, I had something else to say. Nevermind.

I forgot the good shit

Picture this....House of Boobage... Kids in tuxes with ratty ass ball caps turned backwards, lovely ladies with them in nice dresses. What the hell were they thinking?
Apparently I'm out of the loop lately, a couple of the guys took off their jackets, deer and tree camo on the vests. Oh My Fucking God.
I'm officially old, that shit is printed on vests now?

It's been waaaay too long

We had a girl's night out at the House of Boobage. The Widow, both of the ladies (since we never see Ms. Fan anymore) Ms. Asshole was a new addition, but welcome. Lucy even showed up. It was a gossipfest, and catching up, and we had a great time. We all threw basketball in the parking lot before leaving because it was March Madness night, I sucked, The Widow hit a couple, we got free shit no matter what so....
Ms. Fan and The Widow wandered over to The Dive with us to throw some darts, I don't remember who won what, but we danced, gossiped and planned for the summer.
I had fun, it's good to laugh.

My hip ain't so hip anymore

I apparently hurt myself a few weeks ago hula-hooping on the Wii. That thing is evil I tell ya. I got over it. Last week's calisthenics with ladders and crawling under desks fixing Flash's major fuckup hurt me again. Thursday's all-nighter in a hospital chair finished me off. I hobbled until Sunday because if I sat for more than 5 minutes I couldn't fucking move without shuffling for a bit. Monday was better, by yesterday I could actually walk pain free, and sit, and move, it was awesome.
Tonight I noticed stiffness again when I got up to throw darts. I forgot, I did some wii skiing last night. I think I'll just go to wii rehab now and be done with it.
Fucking old people games, now I need to get a cane to shake.

I'm trying to be nice, but damn

I'm being stalked.
He's one of the reasons I don't go go Friday's anymore because I really don't want to hear about his crushes on cute little str8 boys. He's started coming to The Dive on a regular basis. My Sundays are fucked, I used to sit and read and be left alone. Oh hell no, he sits at the table with me, even though it's obvious I'm ignoring other people I know, sitting alone, reading my fucking book. The only time he got the hint he started whining in text messages about sitting with the people I was ignoring. I give up.
Last night Annie and The Princess were with me when he showed up and we threw darts, but my mood got worse and worse, he finally left after I wouldn't play a song for him on the jukebox (you're a fucking engineer, learn how to operate the bitch). Tonight, same crew, we cleared out right after he got there, not on purpose, but anyway. Maybe that made an impression, otherwise I'll be hiding in the back booth so I can fucking read in peace when I go there.
I am a bitch in lots of ways, but I try not to hurt people's feelings. I'm gonna have to hurt his I think.

A Conversation with PMS

Me: Hello PMS, where the hell have you been? You know you're on a 2 week rotation yet you were conspicuously absent this week.
P: Well, I saw the shit storm coming and decided to hit the beach for a week to keep you out of jail and gear up for later.
Me: I suppose I should thank you for that much but, you know, you could have sent a memo or something instead of jumping on me like a 200 lb chimp yesterday.
P: Nah, what's the fun in that? You took care of business, I'll be around to take care of mine now.
Me: Bitch.
P: I know you are, but what am I?

I think I'll sneak off to bed

Lucy and I were playing wii, I turned TV back on and ladies are trying to sell us sex toys. Lucy seems to be fascinated. "Why's it got two ends?".
Yeah, I'm going to bed to sleep, and hope she doesn't buy anyhing. She's a toy virgin.

I have a new nickname

Lucy and I were watching Steel Magnolias. Instead of "Bitch", I will now be referred to as "Weezer".
Carry on.

Unfortunate pic of the day

Blogging is a gateway drug

It may come as a shock, but I'm not a geek by nature. I became one out of necessity. I'm not a gadget girl and never have been. I don't remember why I started blogging other than I'd read other people's and liked the idea. No problem, I write, I can do that, sometimes better than others, but I can still do that, and so it began.....My downward spiral into the real world.
I joined Myspace so I could interact online with people I actually know, see and occasionally hug. They might have some pictures of me I want to see or something, you never know. I bought and sold my friends, joined a Mob, started a pretty unsuccessful Mob and pretty much forgot about the shit.
Facebook has replaced Myspace as THE PLACE TO BE, so now I'm there thanks to peer pressure. (I'm 43 and peer pressure never caused me to do a damn thing back in the day, here I am bowing to it now.) I don't have a fucking clue what to do with anything and really have no desire to learn.
Twitter seems to be the new latest and greatest, but I draw the line dammit. I refuse to tweet even if Ellen Degeneres wants to be my new best friend. Hell fucking no.
This has been a public service announcement, technology bad, club good.

Stuff and nonsense

The highlight of my day was going to the grocery store for stuff and lunch and hitting something stupid on the road. A couple of hours later I had a pancake for a right rear tire. One of the guys at work helped me change it, I kid myself it's because we've known each other 20 years, it's more likely his wife told him to. I didn't realize my spare was still the original, I thought I replaced that thing years ago. Obviously not. I rode home on a maypop and the Jeep is grounded until Saturday when I can take care of tire drama. I guess I'll be carpooling with Annie in the morning, at least Lucy will be here later so she can cart me around.
This is some boring shit, later kids.

I hate Liars

I did go to sleep last night, and got to work at the ungodly hour of 5:45 this morning. After a day and a half of no productivity whatsoever something had to be done since Flash apparently missed out on troubleshooting 101. Everything was good by 7 am. He came wandering in at 9, an hour late, Fucker. Nothing was said to him about his ineptitude, he has them believing the shit was fixed last night. At least I have a couple of witnesses that it wasn't, but I'm being a good girl so I can draw a paycheck a little longer. Word will get around that he didn't do shit, it always does, and it's better if I don't say anything since apparently my not having (or being) a dick is a liability these days.
Enough of that shit. Speaking of dicks, The Grandson has been texting me about my Dad and the location of his brain these days (see dick in case that wasn't clear). I think I'll settle for being disowned, I'm not gonna fight with Dad over the skank and I'm not gonna fight with her over him cuz apparently Flash is one of her offspring.
Well this post was way more amusing and about 90% less depressing when I wrote it in my head. I think I need to sleep again. Night kids.

5000 titles and nothing to write

Lucy just informed me she's proud of me, I didn't rip out Flash's intestines and hang them from a flagpole. After she mentioned it, so am I. I'm glad I'm not PMS'ing at the moment.
Everything is still fucked, I've tried to just stay away from the mess because I can only be lied to so much.
I may have to actually work tomorrow dammit. Damn, I need to iron another shirt.

St. Patrick's Day was.......I had green beer at The Dive, Annie had green tekillya, I'm off to take my ass to bed at a decent hour for a change.
Night kids.

Monday not so mundane

I didn't get to work early, but I did get there on time. The lady who puts the hamster on the wheel in the mornings is on vacation so Annie and I are both on notice to get there as early as possible.
All was semi-well until this afternoon, my network went down. I'm scoping things out when I find out Flash did something with the mystery router he installed last week, and then he left. Oh yay, here he is again, he broke it, he can fix it.
I left early to do some company business, like getting extra keys made. I was headed out the door when my Dumbass self said "Self, maybe you should leave your key with Annie in case she needs to get into your office." Smart me slapped me upside the head and said "Dumbass, that's the key you're getting copied."
Oh yeah.
I proceeded to take care of business and hit The Dive for some reading, now I'm mad Medium is a re-run. Fuckers.
Night kids.

Saturday Night at the Wolf House

I grilled burgers last night, Annie had built a fire on the deck so after dinner Lucy mentioned wishing we could roast marshmallows for desert. We only had minis since she had made krispie treats, I pulled out bamboo skewers so the 3 of us roasted mini marshmallows, it was pretty cool.
Later, Annie was in her bedroom and Lucy decide to Wii Ski. She was quite vocal in her endeavor to unseat me from the top of the board. Around the same time I said Annie was going to to think we were having sex in the living room, Annie yelled enquiring what the fuck we were up to because she would like to get to the kitchen.
We proceeded to stay up way too late and sleep too long today. Nothing new. I went to The Dive to read but forgot my glasses so that was pretty slow going, I didn't realize I'd gotten that blind.
Anyway......Here's the pic Lucy didn't want you to see, I'm off to finish Scarpetta so I can move on. Later kids.

Cute

The Princess bought me a crack lighter in Hotlanta.



Lucy won't let me post the pic of her shooting me, so I'll save it for when she's not here. I'll tell you about dinner and skiing and sex and screaming later since Lucy is STILL HERE.

Apparently I'm getting shot again. Later kids.

The Geek Store

I hate going to that place, but I had to today because of something Flash did ('nuff said). I'm usually the only woman in the place and since they don't have regular cashiers the guys that work there end up helping the other geeks find shit. I guess the other geeks just want someone to talk to, I find my shit and want to leave dammit.
Anyways, mission accomplished, it just took an hour of my life.

Need to know

The girls are buying cereal I don't eat, know nothing about, have no desire to know about. A head's up might be in order in certain situations tho.
The Handsome Devil just came in here with half his nose removed and a big bloody hole in it. I freaked out. It was a spcial K with red berries flake on his snout. He smiled and said "Psych" before I threw his ass out. Fuckers, all of 'em.

I may need bail money

I was running late this morning (nothing new) when Annie started calling, half the office couldn't get on the network, shit was fucked, where was I....Yeah, beautiful start to the day. Turns out Flash added another router to my network yesterday, and yadda yadda yadda, it fucked things up. He also couldn't be bothered to work today wich was probably a good thing because if I saw him, I would have killed him. I believe I quite loudly and profanely mentioned that this morning so.........

The other thing was after rushing to shower and dress I got to work and my drawers weren't right which just added to my aggravation. About 10:00 I figured out why, they're Lucy's. We'll have a chat about me being in her panties but I'm pretty sure it won't be of the come hither variety.

Gotta plant tobacco

Cigarettes just went from $4.63 a pack to $5.86. I guess I'm gonna have to quit dammit, or start smoking weed since I'll have to give up the beer too.
Decisions, decisions.

Playing with dogs

Betty doesn't get playing with humans. My fault for not spending more time with her. Veronica did get it, so at least she had a decent life before being abandoned. That's something I guess. The Handsome Devil was just beside himself, I haven't run around the yard with them in awhile.
Yeah, I need to take my ass to bed now.
Night kids.

Unfortunate Title of the Day?

Martha Stewarts's Dog Dies in Fire- Aol Food

Link is , here but I wouldn't click it.

Bewitched

There's nothing else on this time of night. It's worth watching just for the cars. Corvette Stingray convertible. Damn.

Hell must have frozen over

Lucy and I went to Mom's today. Long story about missed phone calls and straight to voicemail gettin scared shit, Spawn is sick. Stomach virus, he was less than communicative today, poor guy.
That's not what froze hell. I went into Wal Hell TWICE today. The first time was on the way into town, Lucy needed something, I needed something, this one actually has registers open and we planned to see Baby Sis for a minute, but she was at lunch. I dealt.
Mom got a new camera that takes stills and actual video insted of limited video, she needed a USB extension because it just wasn't working with her computer. I actually volunteered to go back and get a cable, see what a good daughter I am? (Don't answer that.) Of course they didn't have it, but I did go back to Hell and saw Baby Sis for a minute, she was almost due to get off work anyway. Lucy found Baby Sis and she was all "Ya'll just getting here?, You called me 2 hours ago to say you were on the way." She didn't believe I'd set foot in the place twice either, they had to find me so she could verify I was there.
Mom finally got her actual Xmas present since it didn't show up until mid February. It's mother of pearl with a color pic of her and Spawn, of course she asserts it's prettier than mine so she was quite happy.
I missed out on Dad and the kids, I wanted to get both in today, but it just wasn't gonna happen. That's probably another story. Later kids.

Freaky Friday

Today was 5000 years long for some reason.
Note to self: Do not ever, ever let The Princess and Annie go anywhere by themselves again.
I finally got home from work and Annie was ill, as in grouchy, I listened for a bit and took my ass out.
Apparently Shitney lip-synced the concert and Annie and The Princess didn't see eye to eye on quite a few things so....
Ms. Sweet kicked my ass at darts at The Dive, then we had to leave for the alternate Dive since the band was showing up. Alternate Dive suddenly has a cover charge no matter what. WTF? Did I mention Lucy showed up somewhere in between? All good, I paid cover, Ms. Sweet bought a pitcher later since she wanted a beer (she doesn't really drink so...) Just whatthefuckever, Lucy went back home, things here look like Annie is in a really, really not good mood so I think I'll be outta the house early in the morning to go visit one parent or another. I didn't realize she was that attached to Shitney that the lip-syncing would piss her off so badly.
I'm going to read since I can actually do that quietly so I don't wake the bear.
Night kids.

Thursday night alone

Amazing ain't it? I have the house to myself. Annie and The Princess are in Hotlanta to see Shitney Spears (yeah, I don't know why I hang out with them either) thankfully they've quit texting for now. I had dinner at The Dive since the meatloaf I got from Kr@ger for lunch sucked ass and I'm now debating reading, tv, or Wii since sleep is at least an hour away. Big fun around here I tell ya.
Maybe I'll get really wild and run through the house naked.......'cept then I'd have to get undressed and all, nevermind. Later kids.

Not Everyone's a Dick

It's scary this surprises me.
I was on my way home today, an old pickup with a couple of guys in it crapped out in the intersection. Four guys got out of their cars to help them move it. I was impressed since most drivers around here are complete assholes.
Hats off to good samaritans, since they are few and far between.

Dart Drama

Not mine, I was just a witness.
Annie rode to work with me and then wanted to go see her quack (who practices next to The Dive) so I dropped her off and settled in to wait for a bit. My book was at home so I read the local rag, expecting someone to show up for a game sooner or later.
A league team that apparently missed their night came in to get caught up. They are definitely not A league since they were all mathematically challenged, and one guy was challenged in other ways, his partner would tell him to hit a number, but he relentlessly threw at bullseyes most of the time, (and missing) pissing her off. The married couple got in a fight cuz he didn't let her cork so she started throwing like shit and that started another round of fighting. Cheap entertainment, but it was better than driving home and back so I just hung around.
I think I've had enough for one night, I'm gonna finish watching Bones and take my ass to bed. Night kids.

My body seems to be confused

I hula hooped the other night, my right hip hasn't been the same since. If I sit for 30 minutes, I look like a 90 yr old trying to walk. It's sad.
I also have a zit the size of Mt. St. Helen's on my chin, I don't think these 2 things go together.
I'm going to read some more and take my ass to bed since it'll take me 30 minutes to get there after I finally get up, walk 20 feet and check on the state of my volcano.
Night kids.

that sucked salty balls

Dead Like Me, the movie. I attempted it once, I actually watched it all tonight. Not worth the time.
I also wish I could throw up so I'd quit burping chinese, damn soy sauce.

Milk and Bread

Apparently it's a southern thing. Snow is predicted and everyone runs to the store for milk and bread. Ok, you can put milk outside since you don't have power, but what are you gonna put on the bread?
I opt for beer and cigarettes, if I'm freezing I'm staying in bed so....

Nothing to report

I hit the used bookstore today, picked up The Collectors by Baldacci since they didn't have the last one of Child's that I wanted, haven't started it yet. I've developed a bad habit of staying up until 1 am reading lately, this might be contributing to me being late to work the last couple of days, so I'm gonna take a break tonight. I've also had chills off and on all week, no fever, but not fun. I have no desire to see a quack so I think I'll just try to rest for a couple of days. The Princess was leaving The Dive to pick up Chinese takeout so Annie went with him and brought some home for us. My tummy is full so I think I'll just chill for a bit and take my ass to bed at a decent hour.
Night kids.

Reason #1052 why I hate Doctors

Annie thought she felt Brian move Saturday so she went to the Urologist yesterday to get x-rayed again to see if he was any closer to moving out. Nope, still in the same spot, must have just rolled over on the couch or something.
Dr. said he'd go fish him out this morning since the eviction notice apparently carried no weight 2 weeks ago.
Lucy dropped her off, thanks Lucy, and I picked her fried ass up to be told Dr. couldn't find a stone, so she's instructed to follow up with her family Dr. to find out what's up.
I'll actually pass on all the expletives I'd like to use and just ask the question. If that wasn't a stone in 2 x-rays and a pet scan, what the fuck is it, and why is the urologist passing her off? I'm a bit concerned, but I'm refraining from telling Annie just how concerned, I'll just push her to get her test results and see someone else because something ain't right. This is why I don't go see the fuckers unless I must.
Later kids.

Annie's new toy

She mentioned buying a condom for the Wii fit board to keep it clean. I fixed it for her.

Damn Frasier

Niles is looking for a pet name for Daphne. Lucy suddenly realized I don't have one for her (she won't count "granny") so here I am. Her pet name for me is apparently "Bitch" since she calls me that so often, but she won't let me use ho, slut or Aunt Jinny for her. She also didn't like buttercup or lovemuffin. I'm in a quandry, any ideas?

I'm a pussy

I can't do the tightrope thing on the Wii since I'm apparently scared of virtual heights too. I'm now off to make Lucy watch Grease 2 some more so I can sing and strip for her to make her feel better. Hopefully Annie won't catch us again.

My head

I've been alternating between a brain tumor and niagra falls coming out of my nose, both hurt. Sneezes are either simple "achoos" or "OMG I need a kleenex right now".
Today was an "achoo" except it wasn't. Kinda like when you have to fart, but it turns into something else?
I'll call this a snart, you think it's a dry sneeze, but then liquid shows up, copiously.
I sneezed, expecting a little dry explosion of air. Oh hell no, snot ran up the side of my face, blinded me, plastered my eyebrow and some of my hair to me. All I had in my office was paper towels so I cleaned up as best I could and headed to the ladies room looking like I'd just given a bad blowjob.
I ran into a supervisor, she talked about whatever, and looked at me suspicously the whole time.
I finally said "Cold, sneeze, bathroom, see ya" and went on my way........... yeah, I really owned that moment.

Shit is shit

Lucy is voiceless, well mostly. I would welcome the silence if she wasn't sick so....
I wish I could tell people how I really feel, but alas, I was raised right. (Ok, I have a few exceptions to that rule, assholes are always dealt with.)
I'm apparently suffering PMS since every. fucking. thing. is pissing me off lately. But Hey, I'm still fun to be around. Yes, I'm also delusional.
I saw a great post on craiglist today that made me laugh till I peed my pants, of course they've removed it, fuckers. I knew I should have blogged it then, but I hate to do that from work. I just thank someone for pantyliners.
I sent Dad an e-mail explaining my absence, or future absence from his life because of shit here, I didn't tell him I hate his g/f so I get points for that.
I had a dream a few nights ago. Stepmom's daughter was on the phone and we all got together amidst a lot of fuckupedness. She's been dead since 1979 and I don't think I've ever dreamed about her till now. Strange shit. Apparently my head is all over the place, and about to hit a pillow because I'm a tired bitch.
Night kids.

Bad Manners?

I was hand delivered an invitation to a wedding reception, (she made it clear much earlier that I wasn't invited to the wedding) no problem. The problem was that she insisted in word and invitation that I RSVP by e-mail. I see the bitch every day. Besides being months away from the wedding, WTF? I'm only being nice because I like the poor soul who is giving his life to her.
I made up an address for Lucy and got her to do the honors because I don't want the psycho bitch to have my address. Which of us is showing bad manners?

Lucy's got to go

She's been staying here a lot lately off and on, not a problem, but she feels the need to cook everyday. I don't usually eat dinner but if she cooks I'm obligated. I'm starting to gain weight because I'm pretty much a slug these days. I don't even throw darts unless forced, I sit on my ass at The Dive and read. Anyone want a great cook?

Apparently I've burned up my braincells too

I dropped the Jeep off for a new radiator this morning, I swear everyone I saw there looked like they just walked out of Deliverance, but damn they were nice. I also got a good deal which helps.
Annie took me to get it at lunch and we went to fridays just because we could. A couple I've known for years came in and hello's were said, and I still can't remember their fucking names. I'm not the world's greatest as far as that goes anyway, but shit. I'll make myself a note to ask Annie tomorrow who they are since I couldn't fucking remember to ask her today, I suck.
Night kids.

I've burned up my tastebuds

I came home Friday afternoon to find Lucy on the couch, red-faced and gasping. I freaked out, asked her should I call 911? She said no, the chili she made was too hot, she was drinking milk to get rid of the burn. I tasted, it was good, nice flavor not blowing off the top of my head, ok, I like hot better than she does.
After the Alternate Dive and darts, we came home, I made cornbread, had 2 bowls of chili and all was good. Annie said it was hot too, I still didn't get it.
Yesterday I set the bathroom on fire because flames shot 3 feet outta my ass. Apparently it was hot.

Happy VD Ya'll

We have the 60 minute speed clean down to an art around here, Annie woke me and Lucy up with news that her parents had just left their house. An hour later, this place was clean enough for 'rents to visit. It was pretty impressive.
Annie left with the 'rents, Lucy took off to the hospital and I did some laundry and gave Mr. Jeep an oil change we were both happy about. He needed it, and I didn't bleed or bruise during the process for a change.
After that I went to The Dive to read because Lucy banned me from the house so she could cook dinner. That was awesome just so you know. Kitchen is clean again, everybody is miserable from too much food, and I think I'll start a new book.
Night kids, hope you had a good day too.

A Productive Day

I slept in this morning, Lucy was warm, shutup. I called Annie at lunch to tell her I wouldn't be in at all because I really had shit that needed to be accomplished. I now have a watch that works, with a new band and everything. The Jeep will be getting an oil change tomorrow and a new radiator Tuesday. Groceries were purchased, boots will be fixed, I actually got shit done. I'm so proud.
I also spent a couple of hours at The Dive reading so by the time I got home and to the alternate Dive, I was a wee bit inebriated. I'm now full blown drunk so..........going to bed. Night kids.

Shit happens and then some

The Grandson is not willing to let me piss off Dad on my own. I told you he's a good kid. I guess I need some drugs for that meeting, damn.
Long, long story short....Dad didn't grow up until his 30's, and he seems to have degenerated lately to 25. The Woman is wrong, so wrong in so many ways it ain't funny. Lucy and I have had much conversation lately about this, it's not because she's not Stepmom, it's because she's just.........wrong.
She's trashy, and honey I can tell you about trash. I'm scairt. Noone likes her 'cept Daddy, she must be damn good in bed because her personality sucks ass. I'm still all for killing her and being done with it, but I'm told I can't do such so...
Lucy is in my bed, and here I am ranting, I told you I was crazy.
I'm done for tonight, later kids.

Sweet Jesus on a bicycle

Things ain't right around here. Everybody is sick lately, except Dad and I'm hatching a plan to steal his Viagra, or invoke the three R's - rock, rope and river.
Lucy and I sent an e-mail to The Grandson saying I would take the blame for anything with Dad.
Lucy is not well, and I can't do anything about it.
Annie is still waiting for Brian to move out of her basement and make an appearance. (Yes, I named the stone.)
Stepdad got back on a protein diet so his knees are shit again.
Mom had an EEG today because her head is fucked up.
I'm just fucking crazy, but what's new?

In other news, I'm reading like a crazy person (ha). Odd Thomas is the newest freebie, I'll be going to the used bookstore tomorrow to find everything I've been missing. I think I'll have another beer, later kids.

I'm throwing a shower for Annie

She should be giving birth to a 5mm kidney stone sometime in the next couple of weeks (or days). She hasn't decided on a name yet, I'm pulling for Fucking Fucker.
I did ask her to consider a C-Section since those 3 or 4 am ER visits, while educational, aren't all that fun. When we finally get to something resembling a room she gets a bed and drugs and I get a chair with a concrete wall for a pillow. I think they should offer drugs to the driver too.

In other news I actually set foot in Wal Hell today because I had to pick up my Wii guns. Of course one of the fuckers is defective so I'll be visiting my own personal hell again for a replacement after I figure out how to send the shit back. Happy Tuesday ya'll. I'm gonna go shoot some shit.

Cooking with Spawn

Before Lucy took off to the livingroom for her nap, we hung out in Spawn's room and he cooked for us. He's good, we got plates, food and utensils that we had to use, no finger food, he didn't like that.
Suddenly this stench filled the air. I asked spawn "Did you make a stinky?" (yeah, me and babytalk, who woulda thought?) He said no. I'm all "Well it wasn't me, are you sure?" Spawn: "Wasn't me." Lucy checked, it wasn't. So we blamed it on her, she was eating fake asparagus at the time.
Apparently 30 lbs of boy can put out enough gas to run the cat out of the room and make 2 adults have eye watering issues. I'll have to see what Mom was feeding him and ask her to never do that again. He's cute, but not that damn cute.

I spent most of the day with this

Mom got a much needed nap and Stepdad got some stuff done. Lucy slept too, so I had pretty much 4 hours alone with Mr. Hellion. We sword fought (pronounce the w), made play doh animals, he read to me, sang to me and called me to come back anytime I left the room. This is what the world looked like to him (he's wearing my reading glasses) when he woke Lucy up the first time.

After we got back to Mom's we wrestled and he learned the excitement of horseback riding courtesy of me, Babysis will thank me later I'm sure. I won't be able to move tomorrow but I had a great time.

Last night Lucy asked me what I was wearing

I sent her a picture.



She didn't think that was teh sexay, so I told her underneath all that...........green paisley boxers and purple socks. Can't get any better than that.

I think I'll go throw that outfit back on just for her. Later kids.

My new chapeau

Dad gave it to me a couple of weeks ago when I was there. It was stepmom's. Not my thing usually, but damn, it keeps my ears toasty so I've been wearing it.
Annie laughed at me this morning, but hello, it was 18 degrees, my hair was wet, I took a ballcap to put on later, my head thanked me. Hopefully it won't be cold enough to wear it much longer dammit.

This is a boring shit happens post

Go down if you started here.

Thank you for going down, I'll be sure to tell Lucy other people do.

Mr. Wind was rude today. Besides trying to blow my wig off everytime I stuck my head outside the door, he tried to throw me and the Jeep off an overpass this afternoon. Fucker.
The Grandson called, his daughter's team won the tournament so they were undefeated for the season YAY! There was an uninvited guest at the game, but at least Dad lost the fucking 'stache, so it's good.
I've had too much family, relationship, work drama going on lately to be a good anything. I'm spread thin again and I hate it. Lucy and I are trying to take care of things on the Dad front, totally neglecting the Mom front, and Lucy.........well Lucy is a front of her own lately.
I'm just sitting in the puddle.
I read and Wii a lot, so if you didn't already, scroll down for some actual content. I got shit.

At the risk of being unpopular....

Like I ever was.

ESPN to Apologize Over Shaq Ad
ESPN removed a promotional ad featuring Shaquille O'Neal and sports commentator Mike Breen, saying that it was never the network's intent for the spot "to be offensive to anyone or any community of people."

In response to lobbying by organizations like the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and the Human Rights Campaign, as well as viewers who voiced outrage, ESPN pulled the homophobic promo. The spot shows O'Neal rejecting a "fist kiss" -- or fist bump -- from Breen. After Breen called it a "fist kiss," O'Neal moves away from Breen on the couch and says, "No fist kiss, no fist love, no fist hump. None of that. You're a weirdo, man. Stay over there. Fist kiss. Disgusting."

"Our intent is to send a positive message about the camaraderie of sports and to do so as creatively as we can," the network said in a statement. "However, we understand your perspective on this ad and would like to apologize to the members of the gay community." (Michelle Garcia, Advocate.com)

I haven't seen it, but it sounds funny. Get a fucking life people, you're turning into PETA.

I hear there was a football game today

I obviously gave a shit. Annie had it on when I came back from picking up pizzas for dinner, other than watching a little of Springsteen at halftime I never paid any attention, it just screwed up my Sunday afternoon 2 weeks in a row. Last week at The Dive I got thrown out of my spot so they could set up the screen for the projector they were bringing in for it, this week I didn't even go close to the place. I did some cleaning and ironing and finally found Cold Case a bit after 7 and now I have a CSI marathon going on. Guess I should start thinking about bed, but whatever.
Have a good night kids.

I had a great day

Lucy got here just in time for me to floor it to the town way the other side of Armpit for a basketball game. The Great Granddaughter was playing in a tournament, and since I don't want to jinx them, we'll just say her team has had a realllly great season. She scored, and they won. She's 8 so this is a big deal. We all went to lunch then went to Dad's house to hang out. Grandson was telling me at lunch he had so much to do today, and I was thinking I could go see Mom and head home when we both pulled our heads out of our asses and decided to go spend the afternoon with Dad. It was way worth it. We don't spend enough time together, he's a good kid and I love his wife so we got a chance to catch up as well as quality time with the old man. I'm voting for doing it again soon.
Lucy and I headed home and this happened.

Lucy gave me this lighter our 2nd xmess together. It'll be going to Zippo soon dammit, I love it.

Boobies

I was wondering why my boobs hurt a couple of days ago, since they never do. Something in my bra that shouldn't be there, and just ouch, ouch, ouch. I was thinking "Holy Hell I've got breast cancer since I haven't had a mammogram and that itchy spot has a lump and OH MY GOD!" Today I couldn't be pried out of bed to go to work, (which may or may not have something to do with too much beer last night, but I digress.) I was having a fabulous dream about stuff, and nonsense, and nevermind. Then I woke up, and went to pee because well, that happens. Hello Mother Nature. Dammit. Ok, I can deal with the what the fuck ever times, and even the mood swings, but my boobs? Leave those puppies alone dammit. Thank you.
We shall return to regularly scheduled service now.

I had a total Zen moment earlier, but I've lost it

So I'll tell you about Uncle Curt instead.
My Great Uncle actually, he and I first met when I was living with Papaw, after Granny died. I was 5 or 6 I guess, that would have been around 1970-71. He showed up for a visit with his Asian girlfriend and they stayed in a tent in the yard. I'd never seen a coffee pot set over a fire with the little round coffee filters in it, I thought it was cool as shit. He was a handsome guy, gray hair but a lot of it, Papaw was bald so I didn't really get that they were brothers. His girlfriend was quite beautiful, long dark hair, young, and very nice. I liked them both. Then they disappeared again.
Fast forward to 1977, Papaw died. Curt showed up at our house, his Mom lived about a mile away so he was staying with her, with a new girlfriend. I still liked him, and I met the new girlfriend and liked her too. She was a "hippie" so I was told, she showed me some chords on my new guitar. I liked that a lot. Stepdad at the time didn't. He was an asshole, but that's another story for another time.
Long, long story short, I was told I couldn't associate with the "hippie" anymore, and Uncle Curt was crazy and couldn't be trusted.
Yeah.
He was my hero for a lot of years because knowing the history of how they grew up? He is the only one that got out and saw the world. He did something rather than staying home, and then he just took off on his own to do and see more. (I should say Papaw and all his brothers served in the military, but they didn't want any more.) Curt did.
I admired him for following his dreams right up until he died. Someone found him on the streets of Seattle and took him to a homeless shelter. He died of pneumonia.
I still think he had the right idea, get out and do dammit. I need to do some of that.

TV viewing

Lucy and I seem to be at odds over this issue. I'll watch CSI anything, Cold Case, doesn't matter how many times I've seen them. She's not so much into that. I'm not much into Reba or Raymond, but I make an effort not to turn the tv when she's watching that shit.
Cold Case tonight was a re-run, and not pretty so I went looking for something else just to keep her level of upsetedness to a minimum and guess what's on? Forrest Gump!
Of course it was the Vietnam part, so I had to change to Will and Grace as soon as10:00 hit. Nothing wrong with that, but still...I wonder sometimes how we get along since we're so, so different. Then I realize I'm lucky and get the hell over it.
Night kids.

I had a phone call

Ideas were thrown around, I asked Lucy a question related to the discussion at hand.
Everything seemed cool until a few hours later when Lucy asked me "Did you used to have a lot of phone and computer sex with "said person?" I peeked over the computer screens and said "How much is a lot?" And she called me a Bitch and told me my testosterone was showing.

It's 65 degrees right now

I'm not bitching, I just wish it would fucking decide where to be, this shit hurts.

My Cell Phone is possessed

I didn't think much of it a couple of weeks ago when Mom called asking why I called Stepdad's cell. I didn't, I show no record of it, therefore it didn't happen. I did plan to call her that day, but later.
The Grandson called me today. Saw where I'd called this afternoon......I didn't. We proceeded to have a long detailed conversation which is good, but damn.
My phone is pretty much always with me. I know it was on me both times these calls were supposedly made. I think I need a new one.
Oh, nevermind, I forget I already live in the twilight zone.

Personality

Lucy and I have been having an interesting discussion about my personality. I still don't like people, but I'm much more tolerant than I used to be.
Case in point, my new best friend yesterday. I found out in the 5 minutes before she wanted a hug that 2008 sucked ass for her. Her husband left with her 4 dogs and 12 cats, her house was foreclosed on, and her car was repossed. Yep, she had a bad 2008 and she's apparently decided to spend 2009 shitfaced and meeting strangers. You go girl.
Lucy says a few years ago I would have been mortified that she even spoke to me, she's right. I've come a long way baby.
I'm not a horrible person, but really? do I need to know these things? I feel like I've gotten soft. Now just anybody can talk to me? I'm gonna have to dump Lucy, she made me this way. She's already sleeping on the couch, it's close to the door. I'll just shuffle her out later.
Night kids.

Saturday afternoon in my world

I met Annie and The Princess at The Dive early afternoon. He had been out all night, she picked him up to get his car, looks like we'll be doing that again tomorrow.
The bartender gave him money and said she wanted to hear Duran Duran. Yay. He gave me the money and told me what she wanted to hear. I turned it into an 80's afternoon. I also met my new best friend (I have no fucking idea). I told her I left music in the jukebox since she put in some money while we were discussing tunes and I told her we still had music. She wanted a hug. Yeah, I can attact em..
I came home and Lucy drove me to see The Spawn, and family. Spawn was a big wuss and didn't want to play so we just hung out for awhile. The band was good and Babysis and I caught up a bit so all is well.
I'm off to bed. Night kids.

Unsatisfactory

I'm apparently out of sorts. Wherever I am is not where I want to be lately. I realized today I haven't thrown a dart all week, I've been going to The Dive just to get out of the house and ignoring everyone there while I read, and not really wanting to be there either so....
Today I came home and planned to stay here, but no, that didn't work either. I ruled out The Dive because the band was coming in, and they upset my space so I wound up at fridays just to get out of the house.
I played some trivia, The Old Pervert sat next to me. It was ok. He's actually a cool guy, I like him. He doesn't have much use for most people, doesn't feel the need to chat, I got him because his neighbor at the other end of the bar was chatty.
He told me a few years ago he liked me but couldn't figure out why other than I don't take much bullshit, and I never give any out. I took that as a huge compliment so you can see why we get along. After an hour of trivia and a bit of talk with him I came home and now don't know what to do with myself. I'm in the middle of a book, but not in the mood so.... I might actually go to bed an and ungodly hour. Wish me luck.

All the news that's unfit to print

So....Mom had a Dr. appt. Monday, he thinks she and Stepdad got p'nut butter poisoning rather than the plague. That's a nice thought. They're both doing better, still weak, but functional.
Babysis is now the sole owner of Spawn since she and Babydaddy went to court last week. Babydaddy signed away all rights, which is what Babysis wanted since he didn't give a damn, didn't see him, etc. Can't say I blame her on that one.
Lucy has been staying here since she got out of hospital and Hubs moved from the rehab in her town to one here for a bit, it's closer for her and works for me. Annie has been in hog heaven since we've had home cooked meals this week, works for Lucy too so she doesn't have to eat trash every day.
I'm still doing the usual, I go to The Dive and read for a couple of hours after work because it's way too noisy around here. At least there I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think tomorrow may be a home night since the band is playing at The Dive.
Saturday The Spawn is performing with a band a couple of towns away so Lucy and I plan to catch the show. Yes, I'll take pictures, if I remember the fucking camera.
The Grandson and I had a tentative dinner date today (made Sunday while I was sake influenced) he called to say he was busy and that was ok because I don't think we can do anything other than whine to each other, so we'll do that Saturday. That's a whole other post for another day.
I'm taking my tired ass to bed. Night kids.

Guess what today is?

Squirrel Appreciation Day

My favorite color

You Are a Green Crayon

Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors. While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around. Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease. You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows! Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Stolen from Sharon.

Who the hell makes wine from rice?

Yeah. Last night I wound up at the Japanese place with the cool kids drinking sake. Not my best choice of the day. I then talked to The Grandson about The Woman and other things because I was not a happy camper and I was probably stupid again.
Lucy and I went to Dad's Saturday where he had our outside fire burning and things were cool. For 5 minutes. The Woman called, she wanted to come over, Dad let her.
I'm not sure who I'm more pissed off at, him for letting her invade our time or her for doing it. She came in and acted like she owned the place, and him, and well I wound up being a bundle of nerves all weekend. Not pretty.
I said I wouldn't go back if she was going to be there, now it feels like a turf war, so yeah, I will.
I'm going to box and take my ass to bed. Night kids.

Just to clarify....I didn't say anything to Dad or The Woman, I was perfectly nice, I just wasn't happy.

Mom Wolf's house has the Plague

We wanted to go there, but she had it Friday, Stepdad is still stricken. Dammit, that keeps us away from The Spawn, Lucy is recovering from worse, and I don't want that shit on a good day.

History

I was out smoking earlier so The Handsome Devil would actually get his ass into the yard, he's such a pussy.
Standing under the pecan tree.....I need to fill Lucy in on some of that history.
My cats were indoor critters, but I let them out. One of my favorite pictures of Scratch is him standing on this limb which is halfway missing now,time and weather took it's toll on his favorite perch. That limb is the one Teebo was on when I told him I'd catch him if he jumped, he did, I missed. He didn't speak to me for days.
The tree is probably older than me and falling apart even faster, but it was their favorite playground, when they weren't playing me, one would distract me while the other escaped. I miss those guys, I need new kitties but not right now.

Lucy was sprung

She got out a few hours ago and showed up here to dye her hair. She stinks and my aneurism from earlier in the evening is not amused.
We are off to Dad's tomorrow.
Later kids.

Lucy is acting up now

Lucy is in the hospital with pancreatitis. Dr. didn't stop by this evening to tell her if the tests said it was her gallbladder or not, so wait till tomorrow. Her blood sugar is crazy so it could be anything. Since her diet lately has pretty much consisted of fast food, sandwiches and chocolate, who knows? It doesn't do me any good to bitch so I just don't.
That may have to change. Later kids.

Sleep and I finally found each other

Sleep didn't want to let go so I headed to work around lunchtime. Annie did wake me up, but oh well, the couch had a stronger pull this morning.
So, I went to the store for smokes before heading the other direction to go to work. Smokes and a Diet Sundrop, guy tried to give me too much change, rectified that and off I went. Down the road I opened the soda and it smelled funny so I did what any normal person would do and took a sip. OMGWTF, it was rancid. I stopped at the next store to get a new one because I really needed that taste out of my mouth before I threw up.....and couldn't find my smokes. Fuck. Turned around, went back to the original store assuming I'd left cigarettes on the counter during the change mess, explained the situation, got 2 more packs, walked back to the car and saw the original smokes under the passenger seat. Fuck again. Walked back in and gave back the replacements since they weren't and finally got my ass on the road and arrived at work. It pretty much went downhill from there.

Sleep, where art thou?

So I read a bit, I've wii-ed a lot. I'm wide awake dammit. I hate this, I'll be dead in the morning. I think I'll hit the couch in the hopes that Annie or The Handsome Devil will wake me at an opportune hour. I think I may be fucked at that. Anybody got "stop my dreams" pills?

So I thought, ok, couch it is.

Stuff and gossip and more stuff

Annie has given me a few silk undergarments to help keep me warm since I freeze all the time anyway. I was looking for them tonight since it's gonna be fucking frigid here the next few days and they seem to be missing. I realize I'm absent-minded, but I know I washed a couple and left them in my room. I blame Lucy. I guess she thinks anything silk is hers. We'll be having a chat later.
I came home from The Dive and told Annie about stuff I heard (mostly gossip, but not really since the source was one involved.) I went to pee and came out telling her she couldn't spread it around since it wasn't a done deal.....she was on the phone. I'll learn.
I'd box but I just finished off the B*jangle's chicken strips from the other night so I'm miserable.
One of the bags of books Annie brought home was Lee Child (Misc. titles) pretty much all of the Reacher series, I'm liking them, I'm on the 3rd with quite a few to go. I think I'll go read for a bit.
Night kids.

Well that ain't right

I haven't really felt well all day, lack of sleep had something to do with it I'm sure, but anyway. I went to The Dive after work to read because Annie seemed to want me out of the house and that's usually pretty ok. Mr. B. showed up and we threw a couple of games of darts, chatted, got all caught up on everything so that's cool. I suddenly developed a stomach ailment and really needed to come home so I paid up as soon as he left and brought my ass home.
I missed my phone a bit ago. I never leave that anywhere, but the bartender at The Dive finally answered while I was calling around looking for it. Geeeze. Drove back over to pick it up and home again. I checked missed calls and all that and The Grandson had called me at 7:30. Yes I was home that early.
Apparently Dad isn't acting right so I guess it's a good thing he and I have a date next weekend. I haven't been out there to stay in awhile because of the holidays and other stuff so I'd already made plans to catch up next weekend. We'll see how it goes.
I have a couple of chapters left in this book and then I'm taking my ass to bed. Night kids.

Forrest Gump

It's sappy but it dragged me away from my book dammit.
I didnt't work Friday beause Lucy was here, she was warm, bed was comfy, so I decided to stay home. We had a good day/night together so it was all good.
Saturday The Princess' roommate was having a birthday party. We went there under duress because she's not anyone's favorite person. Lucy made me promise to be nice so... we came home relatively early.
I'm off to wii box and then take my ass to bed. Night kids.

Party Animals

Lucy and The Princess are really excited about me getting my ass kicked at darts by Ms. Sweet. It's a typical Friday night.

The Sun Did Shine

It's tomorrow and I'm awake so.....Part 2

I told Annie last week about rats in the yard, the water seems to drive them here for some reason. They seem to think we run a hostel, I guess they can't read the sign outside that says "No Vacancy".
She put poison in the shed and the crawlspace under the house (because I'm a big pussy and won't go under there, spiders live there). Anywhooo.
Today was Monday for the third time, I dragged her out for a drink after work because I needed it this time.
Home, I dragged out the shit I washed last night/this morning, reloaded dishwasher and started looking in the cabinet where the drawer was, next to the dishwasher, expecting a hole next to the drainage pipe. Nope.
At least the poison is working, but damn, it's too slow. I bagged the body, wearing gloves, but couldn't touch it so I used a pair of my favorite grilling tongs (dammit, now I have to go to wal-hell) and put chicken wire over the hole the bastards chewed in the wall to get in. It wasn't the Rat King, it was a minion. Fuck.
I think I'll crash on the couch again just because. I haven't had Skeevees in a long time, lack of sleep may be getting me. Night kids.

I was a good girl yesterday

I came home from work and stayed home. I had to buy the Jeep water wings since it was so nasty, I had beer and smokes, Annie was going to the gym, so I stayed in and re-read Breaking Dawn since I flew thru it the first time. Actually caught a few things I missed first time around. All was cool till 1am when I decided I'd have one more beer, read another chapter or two and go to bed.
I got to the kitchen and the Rat King was sitting on my counter. I screamed like a girl but he was the only one who heard me. (The Handsome Devil was 20 feet away, snoring, Annie was in bed a bit further away probably doing the same thing, so I know who not to count on in an emergency.) The silverware drawer was partially open, guess where the fucker went? Yeah, apparently where he came from in the first place, it's right next to the dishwasher.
I'll save you details, but I threw the drawer into the sink, armed with my trusty whiskbroom which was the only thing close at hand. Thankfully no rat. I was a whirlwind of activity for a bit and then came back to read, watching my back the entire time. I was too skeeved out to go to bed so I finished the book and hit the couch fully clothed at 3 thinking SOMEONE would wake me up early this morning since they both had an early night. Didn't happen but at least I made it to work on time.
Part 2 tomorrow.

Stupid Busy

It was a pretty shitty day. I was busy which is good, but most of it was because of stupidity and Stupid wasn't there. Annie did have it worse than me so I feel for her. She had to do the Retiree's job amidst our boss cleaning out the office and moving shit. It really sucked to be her today. We were supposed to go to visitation for a former employee but neither one of us managed lunch much less leaving for a couple of hours so oh well.
After work we went to see our favorite bartender at his Monday job and took advantage of all you can eat prime rib. Annie took advantage of his great margaritas and the fact that he's a fun guy, we both felt much better after that.
I finished the book I was reading, debating starting another but I need to get up early tomorrow so I can get a jump on more stupidity. We'll see.
Later kids.

I got Toasted and lost a gas cap

I saw people at The Dive when I went out to read and one of them bought me a shot and I was toasted. Apparently I'm hard to get to know, but pretty ok once you get there. Well yay me. I could have told you that without the shot.
I headed home and had to buy gas because the Jeep was thirsty. I've tried to buy gas a couple of times lately just because I had $8.51 on that unemployment card I got from Thanksgiving week when I actually filed a partial so I've been trying to spend it. Gas pumps didn't seem to like it so I gave up and bought beer with it today. I'll be damned if the government keeps my 8 bucks.
The bitch is, I apparently lost my cap somewhere along the way when I stopped and didn't actually buy anything.
This pisses me off because I've been driving for 27 years, I've lost more gas caps in the last 5 than I ever did in my life. Dumbass. So, I have to go to a parts store and pay around 7 bucks for a generic gas cap now and it chaps my ass.
Night kids.

Wii Bowling Attire

Me. Obviously I don't care.


Annie must have the wool socks.

No, She Din't

Lucy: You made me sound menopausal.
Me: No, honey someone else said that.
Lucy: You blogged about me hitting you and it caused it.
Me: So?
Lucy: I don't want to be called that by other women who are.
Me: And?
Lucy: Just fix it dammit.

Addendum: She's apparently just lost her hearing and short term memory. We'll be back with later results. And she's planning to kick my ass. I may be couch surfing soon.

I'm sure I'll rot in hell for this one, thanks Anonymous:)

Lucy stabbed me.

In the head. With an ink pen.
Apparently I was paying too much attention to Star Trek Voyager last night so a pen came flying across the table at me. She's lucky she didn't put my eye out.