"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
Tallulah Bankhead
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wind and Jeeps
Just so you know, it's not a good idea to be playing under the hood of a Jeep when it's really, really windy out. The hood slammed against the top and got a nice crease, I guess I'm lucky it didn't go the other way and crease my head. Sigh. I'm really ready to go to Hooters.
sigh* I used to have a cj-5..I loved my little blue jeep...I sold it when my kids started having kids as I knew they wouldn't let me take them as baby's in the jeep..hug your jeep for me..
I get thrown out of Ladie's Rooms a lot even tho I belong there.
Cast of characters.
Lucy ex-girlfriend, Annie roommate, Spawn nephew, The Princess and The Queen our gay boyfriends we never see anymore, (Ditto)The Dirty Old Man good friend, Ms. Sweet (the Gnome) Other people drop in and out these days, The Assholes, who I spend a lot of time with these days. My Brother (Who Really Isn't) The Widow and Boytoy ( now /The Newlyweds) also make brief appearances.
The Handsome Devil housedog,(R.I.P. 08/01/11) Betty and Veronica (R.I.P. 9/3/15) outside dogs. Cat, the newest addition to the family. All names have been changed to protect me.
2 comments:
sigh* I used to have a cj-5..I loved my little blue jeep...I sold it when my kids started having kids as I knew they wouldn't let me take them as baby's in the jeep..hug your jeep for me..
Done, and I'm gonna have the same problem with baby sis and Spawn, but at the moment she won't let me take him anywhere at all so...
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